Markland Beach View: Pattaya's BEST Kept Secret? (Unbelievable Photos!)
Markland Beach View: Pattaya's BEST Kept Secret? (Unbelievable Photos!) - A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, alright, listen up, travel junkies and weary workaholics! I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Pattaya, and yeah, I dove deep into the usual tourist traps. But then… then I stumbled upon Markland Beach View. And let me tell you, this place… this place is a vibe. Is it the BEST kept secret? Well, that's what I'm here to tell you! Buckle up, because this ain't your average, sterile hotel review. It's a chaotic, hopefully helpful, and definitely opinionated peek behind the curtain.
First Impressions (and the Quest for Accessibility):
Finding it… well, that was an adventure. Pattaya, despite being… Pattaya, can still be a bit of a maze. But finally, there it was! Now, let's get real. Accessibility is crucial. This is where the details get tricky, folks. I'm not in a wheelchair, so I can't give you a definitive answer on everything. However, I did see Elevators, which is a HUGE plus. And the main areas seem pretty navigable, but you always gotta call and confirm if you have specific needs. This is SUPER important – don't just take my word for it! Facilities for disabled guests are listed but get detailed confirmation.
The Hotel: Where the Magic (and the Minor Annoyances) Happen
Okay, let's dive into the nitty-gritty.
Rooms: My room was… chef’s kiss. The Air conditioning was a godsend (trust me, you need it in Pattaya). Blackout curtains saved my life from the relentless Thai sun. Internet access - wireless was strong… most of the time. There were some hiccups with the WiFi sometimes! Though, happily, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! kept me connected… when it worked! Air conditioning, Free bottled water, and a comfy seating area? Essentials. The Bed? Heavenly. I may or may not have spent a solid afternoon just horizontal, contemplating the meaning of life. Non-smoking rooms are available, which is key. The bathroom was clean, with a separate shower/bathtub, which is always a win. The mirror was a good size for staring at my post-pad Thai self.
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, here's where Markland really shines. They're serious about this. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. You feel safe. I also noticed CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, plus Security [24-hour]. And, honestly, the staff looks genuinely concerned about cleanliness. It's reassuring. Not feeling like you're going to die from some weird tropical illness? Priceless!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Adventure:
Alright, food! This is important.
- Restaurants: They have multiple Restaurants. What's on offer? Asian cuisine and International cuisine… so pretty broad. I had the Breakfast [buffet] a couple of times, and it was… well, it's a buffet. Good, not mind-blowing. But the Coffee/tea in restaurant was excellent. It's that essential morning fuel.
- Bar: They have a Bar! Perfect for unwinding after a day of… well, whatever your Pattaya activity is. A perfect place to grab a drink while staring at the Pool with view.
- Room Service [24-hour]: A lifesaver! Especially after a late night.
- Snack Bar: Ideal for a quick bite by the pool.
- Food Delivery is listed - I didn't use it, but good to know!
Things To Do & Ways To Relax – Because You Need a Break From… Everything
This is the good stuff.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Stunning. Truly. And a Pool with view.
- Spa/sauna: So. Many. Options. Though I didn't try them all. I did indulge in a Massage. Do it!
- Fitness center: Honestly, I saw it. It existed. I did not enter. (Let's just say I was focused on other activities.) However, it's there for you fit folks!
- Things to do: Well, you're in Pattaya, so… go wild!
Services and Conveniences – Because Life is Easier When Someone Else Does the Annoying Stuff
- Concierge: Super helpful!
- Cash withdrawal is available.
- Laundry service: Saved me from packing a mountain of dirty laundry.
- Daily housekeeping: Wonderful.
- Dry cleaning: Gotta love that.
- Elevator: Essential for those upper floors!
- Luggage storage: Convenient.
The "Unbelievable Photos!" (Okay, Maybe Not Completely Unbelievable, But Still…)
The photos… they're good. They capture the essence. The pool area is definitely Instagram-worthy. And the views… well, they're pretty damn fantastic. But the pictures don't quite capture the feeling – that laid-back, almost secret-garden vibe.
A Word on the "Hidden Gem" Status:
Is it a true "secret"? Maybe not. You've found it now, haven't you? But it certainly feels less crowded and more… personal than some of the massive, impersonal resorts. It's that feeling of stepping away from the chaos just enough to breathe.
The Downsides (Because I'm Honest, Even if I'm Messy):
- Internet hiccups: The WiFi wasn't always perfect. This improved over the course of my stay, but it needs to be solid.
- Minor maintenance: Okay, I saw a small drip in the hallway. Nothing major. But attention to detail is everything.
For the Kids - Families are Welcome
- Family/child friendly: Yes.
- Kids facilities: There were some, though I didn't use them.
- Babysitting service: Could be helpful.
Getting Around – The Pattaya Shuffle
- Airport transfer: Available.
- Taxi service: Everywhere.
- Car park [free of charge]: Bonus!
My Verdict: Should You Book?
YES. Absolutely, yes. If you're looking for a chilled-out base in Pattaya, a place that's comfortable, clean, and offers a touch of luxury without the pretension, then Markland Beach View is worth checking out. It’s not perfect. It’s got a few quirks. But that’s part of the charm, honestly. It feels like a real place, run by real people who actually care. It's a little pocket of serenity amidst the Pattaya madness. Highly recommend.
The "Messy, Honest, & Absolutely Human" Call to Action and Exclusive Offer:
Okay, listen up, because this is where the magic REALLY happens. Forget generic hotel booking sites. Let's get you a deal that's as unique as Markland Beach View itself.
Here's the deal (and why you NEED to snag it):
Due to my, ahem, enthusiastic review, I managed to convince the hotel (after a few well-placed compliments and a promise to share this messy little piece of writing…) to offer a special package, exclusively for my amazing readers.
The "Beach View Bliss" Package (Limited Time Only!):
- 2 Nights at Markland Beach View.
- Complimentary upgrade to a Pool View room (subject to availability – book FAST!).
- Daily Breakfast for Two.
- A one-hour couple's massage at the in-house spa (massage, spa/sauna and hot tub).
- Free Late Check-Out (subject to availability – book FAST!).
- A complimentary bottle of wine upon arrival.
- Free Wi-Fi
- Guaranteed 10% Discount on all activities planned at the hotel.
- **Bonus: ** Mention the code "MESSYTRAVELER" at booking (and at check-in) and receive a free welcome cocktail at the pool bar!!
Why this offer is a STEAL (And Why You Shouldn’t Hesitate):
- Value: That's a lot of freebies!
- Convenience: Everything you need is already taken care of.
- Atmosphere: The hotel is amazing, and this deal makes it even better.
- You deserve it! Treat yourself. You worked hard.
Here's How to Book (And Don't Drag Your Feet!):
- Go to [Hotel Website Link - This is crucial! You MUST find their official website and book directly with them, not through an aggregator, to get the MESSYTRAVELER deal].
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the chaotic, glorious mess that is Markland Beach View, Pattaya. Forget pristine schedules and perfect plans. This is about the real deal. Expect sand in your shoes, questionable street food sightings, and me, wrestling with my own existential dread while trying to find the best pad thai. Here we go…
Markland Beach View: A Cluster of Bliss (and Maybe Mild Panic) - My Pattaya Debauchery
Day 1: Arrival & Beach Blunders (and Beautiful Sunsets, Thankfully)
- 8:00 AM (ish) - The Arrival Disaster: Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport. Dear God, the airport. The heat hit me like a brick wall. I’m sweating already, and I haven't even breathed Pattaya air yet. Finding the right taxi – a battle in itself. Negotiating the price? Forget it! I felt like a total tourist chump. I swore I saw the driver smirking.
- 11:00 AM (ish) - The Hotel Gamble: Arrived at Markland Beach View. Now, the photos online? Lies. Okay, not really lies, but let's just say they subtly enhanced the reality. Still, the view? From my room? HOLY. COW. Ocean as far as the eye can see. I even did a little happy dance. Then I realized the air conditioning was sputtering. Oh, the joy.
- 12:30 PM - The Beach Debacle (and the Quest for Pad Thai): First mission - the beach! So, the beach looked gorgeous. Until I tried to walk on it. The sand was scorching! I nearly hopped on one foot all the way to the water, like a deranged seagull. Where is the shade?! Found a beach umbrella for way more than I wanted to pay. The first Pad Thai of the trip? Lukewarm at best. Feeling slightly deflated.
- 4:00 PM - Poolside Redemption (Possibly): Found a pool. Jumped in. Bliss. Briefly. Then I realized I'd forgotten sunscreen. Idiot.
- 6:00 PM - Sunset Spectacle: Okay, gotta hand it to Pattaya. The sunsets? Unbelievable. Absolutely stunning. I sat on the balcony with a Chang beer, and just… breathed. For a minute, all the chaos melted away. Maybe this trip won't be a complete disaster after all…
- 7:30 PM - The Street Food Gamble (Take 1): Okay, I'm a gourmand, a food lover. So, I had to try the street food. Found a stall with something that looked edible. A few mouthfuls of something that smelled questionable. Okay, I'm going to say no more about that. Let's just say, I spent the next hour cautiously wondering if my stomach would rebel.
Day 2: Temple Tales, Massage Mayhem, and the Search for Culinary Nirvana
- 9:00 AM - Wake-up call: The air con finally decided to give up. My room is like a sauna! (My own fault for being a budget traveler).
- 10:00 AM - Seeking Tranquility: Wat Phra Yai (Big Buddha Hill). Climbing those stairs in the heat felt like punishment… but the view from the top was incredible. The giant Buddha was majestic and peaceful. Took some pictures. Felt a little more at peace myself.
- 12:00 PM - Massage Madness: Found a place promising "traditional Thai massage." Sounded good. I should have known. The massage? Intense. Painful but good. I think. I was moaning and giggling simultaneously. But, hey, my knots have been fixed.
- 2:00 PM - The Pad Thai Pilgrimage (Round 2): Determined to find the perfect Pad Thai. Wandered through the markets. This time? Got lucky. A tiny stall with the most divine Pad Thai I've ever tasted. The noodles were perfectly cooked, the sauce was tangy, and the peanuts were just crunchy enough. I could have cried, I was that happy.
- 5:00 PM - Beach Basking (Take 2): Armed with sunscreen AND a hat this time, I headed back to the beach. Sunbathed. Swam. Watched the waves. Felt… content.
- 7:00 PM - Night Market Shenanigans: The night market was pure sensory overload. Bright lights, loud music, smells that were simultaneously enticing and terrifying. Haggling for souvenirs. Probably overpaid for them (again!).
- 8:30 PM - Dinner Mishap: Went to a fancy restaurant. The food was over-priced and boring. Regret. I should have just gone back to the Pad Thai stall.
Day 3: Island Escapes, Underwater Wonders (and a Touch of Meltdown)
- 7:00 AM - The Ferry Fiasco: Heading to Koh Larn by ferry had me running late, again. Had to book a ferry with a tour group. "Relaxation" felt like a distant memory.
- 9:00 AM - Island Paradise (Kinda): Arrived at Koh Larn. The water was crystal clear, the sand was white… perfection. Until the hordes of tourists arrived! Finding a quiet spot felt like a mission.
- 10:00 AM - Snorkeling Surprise: Snorkeling! The coral was beautiful. The fish were colorful. Suddenly, I had a panic attack. The ocean is so vast. I'm so small. I felt like a scared goldfish. Managed to push through it but, damn. Still, saw some amazing things.
- 11:00 AM - Beach Bliss (for reals): Found a less crowded beach. This time it was pure, unadulterated bliss. The sun, the sand, the sound of the waves… bliss!
- 1:00 PM - Food Fail (on the island): Eating expensive, lackluster seafood. Did not feel good about it.
- 3:00 PM - The Boat Ride Debacle: The boat ride back was packed. Smelly. People jostling. I just needed to be home.
- 5:00 PM - Poolside Meltdown (Averted): Back at the hotel. My head nearly burst. I needed some peace. Found a quiet corner of the pool, closed my eyes, and tried not to think about the chaos of the last few days.
- 7:00 PM - The "I Need Pizza" Emergency: I need pizza. Real pizza. Found an Italian restaurant. The pizza wasn't particularly good. But I ate the whole thing anyway. Comfort.
- 8:00 PM - The Balcony and Beer Therapy: More beer. More staring at the ocean. The chaos of the day slowly ebbed.
Day 4: Goodbye, Pattaya? (Well, for now…)
- 9:00 AM - packing: My bags are a mess. Clothes everywhere. I'm pretty sure I packed things I forgot to wear.
- 10:00 AM - Last breakfast: Another hotel breakfast. Trying to savor every bite.
- 11:00 AM - A Last Beach Walk: One last walk on the beach. Saying goodbye to the sun, the sand, that glorious (and sometimes annoying) ocean. Even the sand being on my feet. I think I kind of like it.
- 12:00 AM - Leaving the Hotel: Check out of the hotel. Did I overpay? Most likely. Do I regret it? No.
- 12:30 PM - The Taxi: The taxi ride… another adventure. This time I was already starting to see myself a bit differently. More relaxed. The same driver from the first day. He smiled. This time, I smiled back.
- 1:00 PM - Farewell Pad Thai: One last perfect, beautiful, tear-inducing Pad Thai.
- 3:00 PM - Departure: Back to airport. I'm exhausted. I'm sunburnt. I smell of salt and street food. But I loved it.
Final Thoughts:
Pattaya? A mess. An adventure. Sometimes frustrating. Sometimes pure bliss. I loved every second of it. The chaos, the food, the beaches, and even the air conditioning that went to hell! Sure, there were hiccups. There were meltdowns. But there's also the most amazing Pad Thai. I'll be back. But next time, I'm bringing more sunscreen, earplugs, and a whole lot more patience. And maybe hire a personal Pad Thai scout. This is precisely what a solo trip is!
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Is Markland Beach View *really* a secret? Like, James Bond-ish secret?
The photos… the photos! Are they legit?!
Alright, alright, sold. What's the catch? There *has* to be a catch.
So, is it just a view? What's *actually* there besides that stunning, godforsaken beautiful view?
The bungalows… tell me about the bungalows! Should I stay or just visit?
Okay, the ultimate question: Should I go? REALLY, should I go?
