Madison's Hidden Gem: Staybridge Suites Fitchburg Review (IHG)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Staybridge Suites Fitchburg Review – a.k.a. Madison’s "Hidden Gem" (as they cleverly proclaim). And let me tell you, after a recent stay… well, let’s just say my opinion is a mixed bag. Think a really delicious, slightly burnt s'more.
**First Things First: Accessibility – *Nailed It! (Mostly)* **
Okay, let's be real, as someone recovering from a recent knee surgery, I needed accessibility. And Staybridge Suites in Fitchburg? They mostly delivered. Wheelchair accessible ramps and elevators? Check. Elevator that actually works? Double-check (a massive win, believe me). Getting into the room itself wasn’t a struggle, which is a huge relief. The facilities for disabled guests were noticeably present and functional. Now as someone with a disability of a different kind (ADHD), things like the CCTV in common areas and 24-hour security made me feel more at ease – knowing there was someone watching out helps. So, a big thumbs up on that front. Now as far as the car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site], good luck finding a space, but that's just my luck really.
The Tech Stuff: Wi-Fi Woes (and Wins)
Alright, so let's talk Internet. They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and it was… decent? I mean, it worked for basic browsing. I could stream Netflix, but don't expect to download the entire internet in five minutes. There was also Internet access – LAN, but who uses that anymore? Honestly? My mind is mush in this area. The Wi-Fi in public areas was actually better than the in-room stuff. So, yeah, a mixed bag. I’m not complaining, but it’s not like I was able to download a whole season of The Crown in a blink. Now, the business facilities, and Xerox/fax in business center are available, so they have all the necessary to set you up.
**Cleanliness and Safety – *Covid Conscious, at Least* **
This category is where they really tried, and it showed. They tout Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. The staff appeared to be trained in safety protocol. They had hand sanitizer everywhere. There was even a first aid kit conveniently located. I saw the individually-wrapped food options at breakfast, and the safe dining setup seemed to be adhered to. The fact that you could say "Room sanitization opt-out available" shows great flexibility. I felt relatively safe there, which is saying a lot in the current climate. The physical distancing of at least 1 meter was, however, a bit wishy-washy.
**Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – *Breakfast, Then the Rest* **
Okay, here's where things get… interesting. The "hidden gem" part of the hotel really shone here, specifically in the breakfast! The Breakfast [buffet] - was on offer if you are okay with the breakfast in room. Breakfast [buffet] was a winner. They had the usual continental stuff, PLUS a make-your-own-waffle station! And let me tell you, that waffle station became my new best friend every morning. Sadly, the Asian breakfast, and Asian cuisine in restaurant and Vegetarian restaurant was not available. Now, for the other dining options, I didn't see the restaurants advertised, so I am unsure if they exist, but the availability of Breakfast takeaway service and Room service [24-hour] were nice. There's also a snack bar, but it mostly had pre-packaged stuff. The Coffee/tea in restaurant and the Bottle of water in the room was a nice touch. Also, essential condiments are available in the rooms. Overall, dining was a bit of a mixed bag, perfect for a quick stay, but not really inspiring gourmands.
**Services and Conveniences – *The Good, The Okay, and the Questionable* **
Okay, let's run through this: Air conditioning in public area? Yes, gratefully. Concierge? Didn't need one, but they seemed available. Daily housekeeping? Present and accounted for, thank the heavens. Dry cleaning? Apparently, yes. Elevator? We covered that. Food delivery? No, but with the convenience store, and a gift/souvenir shop, you are set. The fact that they provide facilities for disabled guests, Facilities for disabled guests is a great advantage. Invoice provided and the Luggage storage options were also nice to see. I wasn't there for special events, but the Meeting/banquet facilities and Meeting stationery were there. The fact that they offer Cashless payment service makes it easier for us all.
**Things to Do, Ways to Relax – *Gym Rat or Spa Snob?* **
Ah, the relaxation options… This is where the "Staybridge Suites" part comes in. There is a Fitness center, which I did make use of, even if it was a bit small. I didn't see the pool with view, which was an open Swimming pool [outdoor], but it looked tempting from afar. As for the Spa, Sauna, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom? Nope, not on the menu. However, the hotel did offer a Kids facilities, although in a rather limited capacity.
**For the Kids – *Family Friendly-ish* **
They claim to be Family/child friendly. They had Kids meal. However, it felt a little more geared towards business travelers with families, rather than a destination for a kid-focused getaway. I didn't investigate the Babysitting service.
**The Room Itself – *My Cozy Little Cave (Mostly)* **
Okay, the rooms. They were… roomy. Air conditioning was, again, a lifesaver. I had a Desk that actually worked as a workspace (important!), Coffee/tea maker, and a Refrigerator (hello, late-night snacks!). The Free bottled water was much appreciated. The Blackout curtains were perfect for sleeping in, which I definitely needed. There was a Mini bar too! I had a Seating area, and a Sofa, which I utilized to the fullest. You get bathrobes, so you can wrap yourself up. My room wasn't the most luxurious, but it was clean, functional (important), and had a good view. All for a good, honest price! I also had an extra Bed and Additional toilet.
**The Small Stuff - *The Tiny Triumphs and Minor Mishaps* **
The Front desk [24-hour] was a godsend. The staff were generally friendly and helpful. The Check-in/out [express] was super convenient, and the Safe dining setup was well executed. The Non-smoking rooms are a must, and the fact that they are Non-smoking, is a big draw for me. Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms and Soundproof rooms, is something that you don't always get. The fact that they have Couple's room is definitely for the lucky ones.
**The Quirks & The Rambles - *A Stream of Consciousness* **
Okay, let's get real for a sec. This hotel isn’t perfect. Is any place? The gym equipment was a bit… aged. The signage could be better. The parking, as I mentioned, was a nightmare. But you know what? Those little imperfections made it feel more real. This isn’t some sterile, corporate experience. This is a place where you can relax, get a good night’s sleep, and enjoy a perfectly passable waffle.
**My Verdict - *Worth a Stay?* **
Absolutely, yes. For the price point, the location, the accessibility, and the decent breakfast, the Staybridge Suites in Fitchburg is a solid choice. It's not a five-star luxury experience, but it's a comfortable, convenient, and clean place to crash while you're in Madison.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is a human itinerary, meaning it'll probably be as organized as my sock drawer after laundry day. But hey, that's life, right? Here's the tentative, and oh-so-likely-to-be-altered-at-a-moment's-notice, plan for my "relaxing" stay at the Staybridge Suites Madison - Fitchburg (By IHG, because apparently I need to be constantly reminded I’m in a loyalty program).
Arrival Day: The Hunger Games of Free Breakfast & the Quest for Wifi
- 1:00 PM (ish): Arrived! Well, technically I arrived at the gas station five miles away because I needed a road trip Red Bull and the promise of questionable gas station coffee. The actual hotel arrival was punctuated by a minor internal monologue about whether or not I brought enough snacks. Verdict: Never enough.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. Fingers crossed for a good room! (Because let's be real, a bad room can ruin a whole trip. I once had a room with a view of a dumpster. A literal dumpster. Still have nightmares.) The front desk person was cheerful, which I appreciate. Kindness is a rare commodity these days. Also, I asked about the wifi password three times because I'm apparently technologically impaired, even though I work in tech. Irony, thy name is me.
- 2:00 PM - 2:30 PM: The Great Breakfast Scavenger Hunt. I'm always terrified the free breakfast will have been ransacked by hyperactive children. This particular Staybridge Suites has the usual suspects: some sad-looking scrambled eggs, pastries that may or may not be from a bygone era, and the promise of instant oatmeal. Found my comfort food (cereal and instant coffee) and felt momentarily smug.
- 2:30 PM - 4:00 PM: Unpack. Pretend to be organized. Make a messy pile of clothes on the bed. (It's a process, okay? Don't judge the mess!) Finally, I succumbed to the siren call of the couch and the promise of uninterrupted Netflix. (Okay, it was interrupted. My cat decided my lap was the perfect napping spot. And who am I to deny her?)
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Scope the scene. Walk around the hotel, check out the gym. The gym looked appropriately intimidating, so I took a photo and decided cardio would have to happen later. Maybe. Probably not.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Search for Dinner. Google Maps is my spirit guide. I'm thinking something casual, maybe a burger, or perhaps some local flavor (suggestions are welcome!). But the sheer multitude of choices are overwhelming. (Decision paralysis is a real thing, people!)
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner (hopefully devoured in a timely manner). Realized I forgot my phone charger. (Face palm.) A quest back to the hotel may be necessary.
- 8:00 PM - Bedtime (Whenever my eyelids get heavy): Wind down! Maybe read, maybe stream some terrible reality TV, maybe stare at the ceiling and wonder what the meaning of life is. (The answer is probably pizza. And naps.) Actually, a quick dip in the pool, if I could muster the courage to put on a swimsuit. (This is where the self-doubt starts to creep in. Am I really swimsuit-bod ready? Am I ever?)
Day 2: The Mad Dash for…Something
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: The Breakfast Redemption. Arrived at the breakfast buffet at precisely the wrong time, and my hopes for a quick bite of scrambled eggs were dashed by a horde of energetic children and their parents. I made it back to the room and ate my cereal.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: The work sprint. I had work (ugh). I'm a freelancer, so my schedule is usually a disaster but for whatever reason I was determined to be productive. I was not. Constant distractions abounded.
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Actual Work. I put on a business-casual top and logged on. Finished up some client work (yay!), and made a mental note to do some research on the local coffee scene.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 AM: Attempting the Hotel Gym. Went to the gym, and saw a woman casually lifting weights that seemed like they weighed more than my entire body. I chickened out and retreated to my room to drink coffee and binge-watch something.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: LUNCH. Decided to order from a local place.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The Nap. What can I say? Naps are sacred.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The Great Outdoors.
- Rant: I wanted to see some nature. Madison has (apparently) some nice parks, so I got my car and started driving. But then… traffic. And then… lost. And then… mild anxiety. I eventually found a park, but it was crowded, and the "scenic overlook" was just a slightly elevated view of a parking lot. So, I did a u-turn and went back to the hotel, where I binged on the hotel's free cookies instead.
- Revenge: I will not be beaten! I was determined to make the most of the afternoon: a quick visit to the hotel’s pool.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Poolside. (I'm so brave). The pool was… fine. Small, a bit chlorinated, but hey, I survived. Also, I felt a pang of envy at the family happily splashing around… and then reminded myself that I'd probably be irritated by them if I had to share a pool with them.
- 6:00 PM - Bedtime: Dinner. This time, I was smart and ordered in advance. Then: a long, hot shower and a movie, and then bed.
- The Evening: The shower gave me a moment to sit back and enjoy my own company. It was nice. I actually slept.
Day 3: The Departure & The lingering sense of “Did I actually get to relax?”
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast, one last time. Scrambled eggs and coffee, and contemplating whether it's socially acceptable to sneak a croissant to go. (It wasn't, but I did it anyway. Don't judge!)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Pack. The art of packing is never easy, and there's a lot of shuffling; but then I remembered I was going home, and packing became fun.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Check out. The front desk person was nice again. I’m starting to consider leaving a generous tip.
- 10:00 AM - Departure: The drive home. The playlist has to have all the jams, or the road trip will be a disaster. The entire drive, I was tired.
- Home:
- The messy pile of clothes on the bed must be dealt with and I must unpack.
- I must unpack all the snacks I bought and then be sad that I don't have enough
- Am I refreshed? Did I even relax? The answer is probably no, but that's okay. Because the next trip is already being planned!
Final Thoughts:
This "itinerary" is a testament to my chaotic life. It's less a plan and more a collection of possibilities, interrupted by snacks and existential crises. And you know what? That's perfectly fine. Because life is messy, and sometimes, the best adventures are the ones you don’t plan. Now, excuse me while I go research the best local dive bar. Because, priorities.
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So, um… What *is* this FAQ thing even *about*?
Honestly? I'm not entirely sure. It's supposed to answer questions, I guess. Frequently Asked Questions, right? Well, I'm winging it. Think of it as a digital therapy session, starring your truly, and all the random thoughts knocking around inside my head. You probably shouldn't be taking medical advice from me, though.
Why are you doing this structured FAQ malarkey?
Because… the internet told me to? Okay, that's a lie. I *think* I'm supposed to be demonstrating how to use this fancy schema thing, and I figured I could just… ramble and pretend it's all perfectly organized. Don't judge; schema makes me feel like I'm back in school and having to actually "learn"…which I hate.
Plus, maybe someone, somewhere, will find it useful. Maybe. Probably not.
Okay, okay, but *what* is it *really* about? Like, what are we *talking* about? (Besides the FAQ format, of course.)
Alright, fine. Let's say, for the sake of argument, it's about… life. Yeah, life. Specifically, the chaotic, messy, wonderful, and occasionally horrifying experience of *being alive*. Expect stories, opinions, maybe some bad jokes, and definitely a healthy dose of self-deprecation. Oh, and food. Food is very, very important.
Is this going to be…helpful?
Helpful? Probably not. Entertaining? Maybe. Cathartic? Absolutely. For *me*, at least. Look, I make no promises. I'm just a person, typing words. If you find something useful, fantastic! If not… well, at least you got a good laugh, yeah?
Should I trust anything you say?
Ha! Trust? In *me*? That’s a good one. Seriously, consider everything I say with a grain of salt the size of a small boulder. I’m a notoriously unreliable narrator, prone to exaggeration, flights of fancy, and the occasional outright lie. Take everything I say as…inspiration, maybe? Or a cautionary tale. Either way, use your own judgment. Your brain (hopefully) still functions...use it.
You mentioned food earlier. Are we going to talk about food? Because I'm hungry.
Oh, absolutely. We *have* to talk about food. Food is life! I once spent four hours writing a grocery list. Okay, maybe not four hours, more like two. But the *point* is, food is a big deal. Expect me to wax poetic about the perfect pizza, the joy of a perfectly ripe avocado, and the soul-crushing disappointment of a stale croissant. And yes, I am constantly thinking about my next meal.
Do you have any actual experiences to share or are you just gonna ramble on?
Oh, honey, I *have* experiences. Enough experiences to fill a novel, probably. Okay, maybe a novella. Fine, a short story. Look, I've lived a *life*. I've stumbled, I've fallen, I've gotten back up (sometimes with a lot of help). I've had my heart broken, I've celebrated victories, and I've eaten way too much ice cream in front of the TV. Plenty of stories. Let's go...
Okay, spill. Any good stories?
Okay, okay. One time… Ugh, this one is *so* embarrassing. I was at a fancy cocktail party. You know, the kind where everyone’s wearing clothes that probably cost more than my car. I was trying to be sophisticated, mingling, making small talk. In reality, I was just terrified. And hungry, always hungry. There was this AMAZING appetizer - mini-crab cakes with aioli. I LOVE crab cakes. I probably ate, like, five of them. Maybe six. Don't judge.
Later, I was, uh, feeling a bit…overwhelmed. The room was spinning. I leaned on a nearby pillar, trying to find my center, and *bam*. The pillar wasn't a pillar at all. It was a waiter, holding a tray of champagne glasses. And they all… went. Everywhere.
The sound of shattering glass was deafening! I froze. Mortified. The waiter, bless his soul, just looked at me, sighed, and said, "Happens all the time, ma'am." I wanted to crawl under a rock and die. I mumbled some kind of apology, turned bright red, and then promptly tripped over someone’s expensive shoes while trying to escape. It's been years, and I *still* cringe when I think about it. But… the crab cakes were good.
What about the imperfections you mentioned?
Oh, the imperfections? I've got 'em in spades! Like that cocktail party. I'm a master of self-sabotage. I overthink everything. I procrastinate until the last possible second. I have the memory of a goldfish (what was I just saying? See?). And, let's be honest, I'm a complete and utter klutz. I trip over air. I spill things. I say the wrong things at the worst possible moments. I can also be incredibly stubborn.
What are some of your 'quirky observations?'
Ooh, those are my favorite! Okay, so I've noticed that people who use the word "synergy" unironically are usually trying to sell you something. Also, people who brag about how "busy" they are probably aren't getting much done. And the sheer number of "live, laugh, love" signs in people's houses makes me question everyone's definitions of 'live', 'laugh', and 'love'.
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