Unleash Your Inner King: The Lion Hotel Awaits in Criccieth!
Unleash Your Inner King in Criccieth? The Lion Hotel: A Review as Messy as My Last Road Trip (But Hopefully More Memorable!)
Okay, so "Unleash Your Inner King: The Lion Hotel Awaits"? That’s a bold statement, isn’t it? I mean, I’m more of a "Unleash Your Inner "Wants a Lie Down After a Long Drive"" kind of guy. But Criccieth, Wales… the castle ruins… the salty air… the promise of a kingly experience? I was intrigued. And honestly? The Lion Hotel delivered, in ways I wasn’t expecting and some ways… well, let's just say they're part of the experience. This isn't a clinical, perfectly packaged review. This is me, post-stay, telling you what it's really like. Brace yourself, buttercups, because this is going to be a wild ride.
The Good Stuff (Let’s Get the Shine Out First):
First things first: Cleanliness and safety? Top marks. In this post-pandemic world, that's huge. They weren’t just saying they were cleaning; they were. I saw staff constantly sanitizing, hand sanitizer everywhere (thank goodness!), and all the right precautions in place. They even have Anti-viral cleaning products… I'm not a scientist, but that sounds impressive! They clearly took it seriously, which gave me a massive peace of mind. Also, rooms sanitized between stays, and the safe dining setup was fantastic.
Alright, so let's talk about the Rooms. I snagged a room with a view, and honestly, I could've stared out the window that opens all day (which, let's be honest, I almost did). The Air conditioning was a lifesaver, and the Blackout curtains? Absolute game-changer for a guy who loves sleep. They also had Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, so I could actually finish catching up on Stranger Things (priorities, people!). My room was chock full of goodies, from bathrobes, complimentary tea and coffee/tea maker, to slippers and toiletries. Nice touch. I even had a Bathtub! Which, after a long hike, was heaven. I'm a sucker for a good shower, and the Separate shower/bathtub in this bathroom was heavenly!
Internet? Yeah, they have it. Internet access – wireless obviously, what year is this? But, the Internet access – LAN was there too if you're into that sorta thing.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Oh, the Food! (And the Coffee, Sweet Jesus, The Coffee!)
Okay, so let's talk about the heart of any good hotel experience: the food. The Breakfast buffet was AMAZING. Seriously. I’m talking mountains of bacon, perfectly cooked eggs, fresh fruit… the works! The International cuisine in restaurant (the A la carte in restaurant and Buffet in restaurant) were fantastic, too. My partner and I went wild, with so much coffee/tea in restaurant and desserts in restaurant to make us feel nice and happy!
The other options were delicious, and the Poolside bar, and the restaurants provided nice settings, making the whole experience feel comfortable. The Asian breakfast was a treat, too, offering an alternate and surprising experience!
There were plenty of options for guests, this included the room service [24-hour] if you just want to crash and not do anything.
Things to do, Ways to Relax (And a Potential Minor Meltdown):
This is where The Lion Hotel actually shone. The Spa/sauna was divine. They had a Steamroom that just melted away all the stress, and the Sauna was a serious winner. My partner had a Body scrub and Body wrap, and raved about them for days. They had a Swimming pool [outdoor] which was an absolute delight.
The Gym/fitness center had all the equipment you could need, and even a Foot bath to relax and recover after an exhausting day!
Accessibility:
This is crucial. I can't speak for every room, but they do advertise Elevator access, which is a huge plus for people with mobility issues. I didn’t personally use those features but knowing they're there is important. There were also Facilities for disabled guests, which is excellent. I’ve noticed that not all businesses take into account the needs of people with handicaps; The Lion Hotel shows a degree of foresight that is greatly appreciated.
The “Could Be Better” Bits (Because Nobody’s Perfect, Especially Me):
Okay, time for the cracks in the façade. No place is perfect, and The Lion Hotel had a few quirks.
Getting Around: Okay, parking. Car park [free of charge] is always a win. But it was a little chaotic at times. I wouldn’t mind Valet parking just because, why not?
The "Kingly" Vibe: While I loved the hotel, "kingly" might be a slight overstatement. It's cozy, charming, and comfortable, but it’s not Versailles. I'm not complaining; I'm just tempering expectations.
The "Lost Luggage" Incident: This is where it got messy. I swear, the luggage just vanished for a wee while. I'm not pointing fingers, but let's just say I had a brief, panicked moment of "WHERE'S MY TOOTHBRUSH?!" It all worked out, luggage eventually re-appeared. But maybe just a teeny bit more luggage organization?
The Verdict: Should You Unleash Your Inner King (or Queen, or Just Plain “Tired Tourist”)?
Yes! Absolutely, positively, YES! The Lion Hotel in Criccieth is a fantastic choice. It's clean, safe, comfortable, and the staff is genuinely lovely. It has enough amenities to make it feel luxurious, but it's also relaxed enough to feel like a proper getaway. It's a place where you can actually unwind.
My Final, Stream-of-Consciousness Thought:
Seriously, book it. Get out there. Breathe in the salty Welsh air. Eat all the bacon. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll feel a little bit like royalty. Just, you know, bring a toothbrush. And perhaps a spare pair of socks. You'll thank me later.
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The Lion Hotel, Criccieth: My Welsh Whirlwind (Messy Itinerary)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your polished, perfectly-timed travelogue. This is my brain splattered all over a week at the Lion Hotel in Criccieth, Wales. Prepare for tangents, existential crises triggered by seagull cries, and a whole lotta questionable decision-making.
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (or, "Where Did I Park?")
14:00 - Arrival at The Lion Hotel: Oh, the smell! A glorious, slightly musty, blend of old books, fresh sea air, and maybe… a hint of Grandma's biscuits? Actually, it's pure nostalgia bottled. Found a parking spot – thank god, though I'm pretty sure I left my blinkers on back there. I swear, navigating Welsh lanes is like playing a real-life version of Frogger.
14:30 - Check-in (and the first existential crisis): The woman behind the desk, bless her heart, looked like she'd seen a ghost. Or maybe it was my travel-weary, slightly dishevelled aesthetic. "Room 12, lovely view," she mumbled, handing me a key the size of a small brick. "Dinner served 7." Lovely view indeed… of the sea. I'm officially in Wales. Time to breathe. Time to unpack. Time to… panic about where I parked the car again.
15:00 - Room Reconnaissance: Okay, room 12. It's… compact. Cozy is the word. Charmingly dated, let's say. The floral wallpaper is a strong statement. I’m not in Kansas anymore. The view, however, is breathtaking. This is it. The moment I've been waiting for. Where the hell is the remote for the telly? I'll find it… eventually.
16:00 - Coastal Walk (attempt): Decided to walk towards the Criccieth Castle. The wind. Oh, the glorious, gale-force wind! I think it tried to steal my hat, tried to peel off my layers of clothing. I now understand why they call it a castle. The view is stunning, with the dramatic cliffs and the sea… it's enough to make you forget you're cold and the castle is full of tourists.
18:00 - Recovering in the Hotel: Back in the hotel. I'm sitting here, wrapped in a blanket, clutching a cup of tea, and staring at my life decisions. I'm cold, I can barely feel my fingers, but the tea is hot and the towel is soft. I'm not sure what I did to earn this, but I sure as hell am grateful.
19:00 - Dinner Disaster… and Deliciousness: Dinner! Fish and chips at the hotel restaurant. Standard, right? Nope. The fish was enormous, perfectly battered, and utterly, gloriously greasy. The chips? The kind that make you lick every last salty bit off your fingers. I even managed to talk myself into a pint of local ale! (Which also tastes amazing). My stomach felt like it was going to explode, but in a good way. This is the life!
20:30 - Bedtime: That ale… might have been a little strong. I think I saw a dragon guarding the castle from my window. Or maybe it was just the wind playing tricks on me. Bedtime. Tomorrow, I'll actually do something constructive. Probably.
Day 2: Castle Capers & Seafood Shenanigans
- 09:00 - Breakfast of Champions: Full Welsh breakfast. Beans, bacon, sausage, fried egg. The works. You know, the kind that makes you feel both incredibly happy and slightly guilty all at once. I am officially fueling myself for a day of Welsh adventures.
- 10:00 - Criccieth Castle (Round 2): Survived round one, now to actually explore. Clambered up the ramparts, took in the panoramic views (so freaking windy!!), and imagined myself as a medieval warrior. Honestly, I probably would have been one of the ones hiding in a corner, terrified of the actual fighting. Still, the history is palpable. The place oozes stories. I am in love with this castle. I can see why they made that BBC show.
- 12:00 - Seafood Feast: Found a tiny little shack on the harbour. Scallops, fresh from the sea. They tasted like the sea. Utterly divine. The best scallops I've ever had. I could have eaten a bathtub full of them. My stomach still aches. And my wallet is lighter. Totally worth it.
- 13:00 - Criccieth Harbour: People-watching in Criccieth, is one of the greatest forms of entertainment known to humankind. Watching families, and dogs scramble around the beach, with the waves, is the dream.
- 14:00 - Rest and a Read: Coffee and a book. Needed to catch my breath and recover the scallops. My legs are also screaming from clambering those castle ramparts. I can literally feel the sea breeze on my face.
- 16:00 - The Lion Hotel Pub: One pint. Turned to two. Conversations with locals. Learned more about Welsh sheep farming than I ever thought possible. The beer is excellent. The conversation is even better. A Welshman taught me how to say "Thank you".
- 19:00 - Dinner: I went back for fish and chips. Don’t judge me. This time, I had a different beer. The server knew my name. I’m starting to feel like a local!
- 20:30 - Bedtime: Another ale. Another dragon sighting? Maybe. Who knows?
Day 3: Portmeirion's Whimsy & a Near-Disaster
- 09:00 - Breakfast (again!): Today, I decided to avoid the full breakfast. Not. I had the full breakfast. God, I love Welsh breakfast.
- 10:00 - Portmeirion: A short drive to Portmeirion, the Italianate village. It's like stepping into a Dr. Seuss book. Completely bonkers, wonderfully colourful, and irresistibly charming. A photographer's paradise! I took a million photos. Walked around. The sunshine was out!
- 12:00 - Seafood Lunch (again): You know that feeling when you’ve had so much seafood you contemplate becoming a mermaid? Yeah, that. I had lobster this time. At this rate, I'll have to sell my car to pay for this trip. Worth it.
- 14:00 - Near-Disaster! - The Great Map Quest: Decided I'd be a "smart" tourist and try to find a "hidden" beach that wasn't on any official map. I found a path (a very, very overgrown path). And that path… led to a very, very steep drop. Let's just say I ended up clinging to a spiky bush, convinced I was about to tumble down a cliff face. Learned my lesson: stick to the marked routes. After that, I needed a lot of tea.
- 16:00 - Resting: Recharged at the hotel. I needed to recover from the great map quest.
- 19:00 - Dinner at the Lion hotel I was in awe of the dinner! I took my time.
Day 4: More Coast, More Craic
- 09:00 - Breakfast: I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever be able to look at a sausage again. But… oh, the sausage. Okay, breakfast again.
- 10:00 - Coastal Walk: More coastal walks, This time, not attempting to be a mountain goat.
- 12:00 - Seafood again: I had some fish here.
- 14:00 - Shopping: The shop owner was very nice. The clothes aren't for me.
- 16:00 - Resting: I needed to recuperate form the shopping.
- 19:00 - Dinner: More fish. This time, I opted for a different beer.
- 20:30 - Bedtime: A great day, I slept wonderfully.
Day 5:
- 09:00 - Breakfast: What else?
- 10:00 - More exploring: Nothing worth mentioning.
- 12:00 - Seafood It's all I'm here for now.
- 14:00 - Resting.
- 19:00 - Dinner: More fish.
- 20:30 - Bedtime: A great day, I slept wonderfully.
Day 6:
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Unleash Your Inner King: The Lion Hotel – Criccieth…or Maybe Just a Really Relaxed Human? An FAQ (With a Few Unfiltered Truths)
Okay, so "Unleash Your Inner King"? Sounds a bit over the top, doesn't it? What's that even *mean* about The Lion Hotel?
Alright, real talk? The "Inner King" thing is probably the marketing team having a field day. But hear me out. Think less *Game of Thrones* and more… comfy. Look, Criccieth IS beautiful. The castle ruins are majestic, the sea air is invigorating – it's truly gorgeous. And The Lion Hotel? They try to embody that. They offer a little bit of pampering, some good food, and ideally, a stress-free experience. They *want* you to feel special, like you're on a mini-break from… well, everything. They *try* to let you lounge and not think about the mountain of laundry back home.
But let's be honest: Inner King is also a *bit* aspirational. I’m more of an Inner Slightly-Over-Caffeinated-Person, who just wants a decent brew and a window seat with a view. So manage your expectations. It's a hotel, not a coronation.
The Location: Criccieth. Is it actually nice, or just another generic seaside town?
Criccieth? It's charming. Truly. Unlike some seaside towns that feel… well, past their prime, Criccieth is refreshingly well-kept. The beach is decent (even if the tide does a disappearing act sometimes). The castle! Oh, the castle. It's spectacular, perched right on the headland. And the views...wow. That coastal walk is a must – even if you're not the “I love hiking” type. (I am *not*, by the way.)
But don't go expecting a massive theme park. It's quiet. Relaxed. Picture perfect. Perfect for a weekend escape. And perfect for the Lion Hotel: it fits right in.
Rooms: Are they actually nice? Because hotel room quality can vary WILDLY...
Ah, the room. This is where it gets *personal*. My experience? Slightly mixed. I'll be brutally honest: I didn't get the *kingly* experience. I think I got the 'Comfortably-Nesting-Human' experience. The room was clean, which is always a win. The bed was comfortable (a definite plus after a long drive). The view? Gorgeous. I managed to snag a room facing the sea. Watching the sun set over the water... honestly, it almost made me forget that I'd spilled coffee on my white shirt that morning.
However… the décor wasn’t exactly cutting-edge. A little… traditional. Think floral patterns and maybe a slightly dated bathroom. Nothing terrible, but if you're expecting sleek minimalism, you might be disappointed. But again, clean, comfortable, and the view made up for a lot. I'd go back just for that view, to be honest. Just, maybe pack an iron.
Food & Drink: What's the vibe? Fine dining? Pub grub? Or something in between? Because I'm hungry.
The Lion Hotel’s restaurant definitely leans towards a something in between. The menu is well-considered, using local ingredients where possible. It's a step up from pub grub, but it's not stuffy. The atmosphere is relaxed. I remember ordering the seafood platter, and it was…delicious! Fresh, locally sourced. Really, really good.
The bar area is a proper pub, with a decent selection of beers and a cosy atmosphere. This is where the imperfections come in to play....one evening the service was a little slow. The servers were running ragged, and it took a while to get a drink. But the staff were unfailingly polite and apologetic. Honestly? I'd rather have slightly slower service and friendly staff than rapid, impersonal service.
I even tried the full Welsh breakfast! It was big, and I'm not sure I needed it. But it was delicious. Again, you're not going to be Michelin-star blown away, but the food is good, hearty, and satisfying. Which, let's be honest, is all you want sometimes, right?
The Staff: Friendly or just...going through the motions?
This is where the Lion really shines, in my experience. The staff were *amazing*. Seriously. From the front desk to the restaurant servers, everyone was friendly, helpful, and genuinely seemed to care about making your stay enjoyable. They went above and beyond. I needed a taxi one morning, and the reception sorted it out, no problem. I had a question about local walks, and they gave me a detailed map. That kind of attentiveness really makes a difference.
I’m not exaggerating when I say their helpfulness made the whole experience. They truly embody the spirit of a warm welcome. It’s those little touches that make a place memorable, and the staff at The Lion definitely achieved that.
What's the Best Thing About The Lion? Give me the real deal, now.
Hmm... Best thing. That's tough! The *overall* vibe. It's a place where you can actually *relax*. There's no pretension. No pressure. You can wander in your jeans and feel comfortable. You can spend the day exploring and then collapse on a comfy bed. You can watch the waves crash and actually, truly *switch off*.
Okay, I'm going to double down on this: the *staff*. Truly. They make the place. Their genuine kindness, their willingness to help, their cheerfulness… that’s what I’ll remember most. I left feeling refreshed, not just by the sea air, but by the warmth of the people. If you crave some genuine hospitality... it's a win.
And The Worst? (Be Honest, Now!)
Okay, downsides. Let's be honest! The decor could use an update. It's not *bad*, but it's a bit…safe. And that slow service in the bar, one evening. Though, like I said, they were really apologetic. (And the food *was* great.)
If I'm being *really* picky... maybe the lack of air conditioning. It wasn't a problem when I went, but if it was a heatwave, it could be a little sticky. But honestly? These are minor quibbles. Overall, it’s a good experience.
Is it kid-friendly?
Yes, generally. I saw a few families there, and it seemed well-suited to kids. The restaurant has a children’s menu. The beach is nearby. Everyone seemed relaxed and happy. But it's not a *DisneyHoneymoon Havenst
