Escape to KerkHotel Biervliet: Your Dutch Getaway Awaits!
Escape to KerkHotel Biervliet: My Honest (and Slightly Chaotic) Review
Okay, alright, let's talk about KerkHotel Biervliet. Because honestly? I kinda needed this Dutch getaway. My life’s been a whirlwind of… well, let’s just say "stuff." And Escape to KerkHotel Biervliet: Your Dutch Getaway Awaits! promised exactly what I needed: escape.
So, did it deliver? Let's dive in. Buckle up, because this is gonna be a long one, and trust me, I have opinions.
First Impressions & Accessibility (and My Slightly Clumsy Entrance):
Right off the bat, I loved the location. It's in Biervliet, which, if you're like me, you're thinking, "Where the heck is that?" It's charming, quiet, and feels a million miles away from… you know, everything. Regarding accessibility, well, I didn't need any special accessibility features, but I did notice:
- Elevator: Thank goodness! I was lugging a suitcase the size of a small child.
- Facilities for disabled guests: They're listed, which is a good start. I didn't personally test these, though, so best to double-check your own needs directly with the hotel. Always.
The Room: My Tiny Dutch Sanctuary (Plus the Wi-Fi Chronicles):
My room was… cozy. Let's call it that. It had pretty much everything you'd expect:
- Air conditioning: Essential in a Dutch summer, trust me.
- Free Wi-Fi: (YES! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!) And, surprisingly, it was actually good. I was able to stream my favorite show without buffering! (And I definitely took advantage of the Laptop workspace.)
- Mini Bar: Always a plus. Although, I may (or may not) have accidentally finished off the entire contents on night one. Don't judge me.
- Blackout curtains: Saved my life (and my sleep schedule).
- Coffee/tea maker: Crucial. I can't function without caffeine.
- Bathroom phone: Okay, I didn't use the bathroom phone. But it was there. And kinda quirky.
The Wi-Fi was a lifesaver. I needed internet access for, you know, work. And to post a LOT of vacation photos. (Sorry, not sorry.) And it was Wi-Fi [free] on all rooms!
Cleanliness and Safety: Germophobia Be Gone! (Almost)
Okay, let's be real, I’m a bit of a germaphobe these days (thanks, world!). So, how'd KerkHotel Biervliet do? Pretty darn well!
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check. Good to know.
- Room sanitization between stays: Reassuring.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere! (You can never have too much.)
- Staff trained in safety protocol: I noticed. The staff were friendly, but also subtly efficient with their cleaning.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Another thumbs-up for keeping things clean.
Eat, Drink, and Be Merry (Mostly): Dining, Drinking, and Snacking
This is where things get interesting. The food, people!
- Restaurant: The on-site restaurant was pretty good. It offered both International cuisine in restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant. I can tell you the A la carte in restaurant menu was pretty extensive, and I definitely enjoyed a few dishes.
- Breakfast: The Breakfast [buffet] was decent, though not the best I've ever had. It's a solid start to the day!
- Coffee shop: There's a coffee shop! And Coffee/tea in restaurant. Essential for my caffeine addiction.
- Bar: The Bar was brilliant. And good vibes the whole time I was there.
- Poolside bar: Even better vibes.
- Snack bar: I enjoyed the snack bar.
Food, glorious food!
One evening, I decided to get a Room service [24-hour] meal. And the menu choices were extensive! I tried the Salad in restaurant and a Soup in restaurant that were both divine. And the service was prompt, friendly, and super helpful!
Things to Do (And Really, Really Relax):
This is the part that really sold me. The whole "escape" part.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool was lovely. Pool with view! I spent a lot of time there, floating, reading, and generally zoning out. Pure bliss.
- Spa/sauna, Spa, Steamroom: Oh, yes! I am a sauna fiend. And the sauna and steamroom were amazing. I spent a glorious hour sweating out all my worries. I did it several times!
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Didn't go. (I'm on vacation, people!)
- Massage: I got a massage. I had a Body scrub, a Body wrap. And it was pure, unadulterated relaxation. I felt like a new person afterward!
The ways to relax are one of the key reasons to visit and well worth it.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
The Hotel had a lot of really great conveniences.
- 24-hour Front desk [24-hour]: I needed help at 3 AM one night - a minor emergency - and the staff were great.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was spotless every day.
- Elevator: (See above. Luggage. Tiny child analogy.)
- Concierge: Helpful with local recommendations.
- Laundry service, Ironing service: I think I took advantage.
- Cash withdrawal: Very useful!
- Free Car Park, Free of charge Car Park: Thank goodness for a Car park [free of charge]. The Car park [on-site] was also quite nice.
For the Kids (And the Young at Heart):
While I traveled solo, I noticed the hotel was VERY Family/child friendly, with:
- Babysitting service: Good to know!
- Kids facilities: I caught a glimpse of something that looked like a play area.
Okay, the Imperfections…Because I'm Real (and So is Life):
Let's be honest, no place is perfect. Here's the little stuff:
- The elevator could be a tad slow.
- The buffet could have included more pastries. But I am a bit of a "pastry-holic."
- I kept forgetting to use the Mirror.
My Final Verdict (And Why You Should Book):
KerkHotel Biervliet is a fantastic escape. It's charming, clean, relaxing, and offers a genuine Dutch experience away from the more touristy areas. The spa is worth the price alone, and the staff are genuinely friendly and helpful. It’s not a flawless hotel, but it's an honest hotel.
So, Here's My Recommendation:
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my potential KerkHotel Biervliet adventure. Forget perfect itineraries! This is the messy, chaotic, and utterly real version.
The KerkHotel Biervliet: A Pilgrimage (of Sorts)
Prologue: The "Oh God, What Have I Done?" Phase (Before We Even Get There)
So, I booked the KerkHotel. Kerk. Like, church. A hotel made from a church. My friend, bless her heart, suggested it. “Oh, it’s so charming,” she’d chirped. Charming. Right. My immediate thought? Am I going to be haunted? Am I going to wake up at 3 AM, convinced I’m attending a requiem mass? This is going to be a journey, alright. A journey into my own existential anxieties. I’m already packing a crucifix and a healthy dose of skepticism.
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Dread (But Like, in a Good Way?)
Morning (ish, because sleep is a luxury I rarely afford): Flight gets in. Everything’s fine, mostly. Amsterdam airport: a blur of tulips, stressed-out air traffic controllers, and the lingering smell of waffle cones. The train to Biervliet. Okay, that’s the real test. Trying to decipher the train timetables. Why are they so…cryptic? It's like solving a Rubik's cube designed by a sadist. Managed it though! Victory!
Afternoon: The KerkHotel Reveal (And the Judgement): The taxi ride…through the flat, relentlessly green landscape of Zeeland. Seriously, is every field a vibrant shade of emerald? Okay, Biervliet. Quaint. Really quaint. Spot the KerkHotel. It’s…a church. A massive church. And now it’s a hotel. My inner monologue: "It's…impressive. And slightly terrifying. Wait, is that a gargoyle? Are those gargoyles smirking?" Check-in. Guy at the desk seems nice. Trying not to give away my "I’m secretly terrified of ghosts" vibe.
The Room: My New Spiritual Prison (Kidding!): Room. Okay. It's… HUGE. High ceilings, enormous windows. And the silence. It’s almost deafening. This is where the "haunted" feeling could kick in. I immediately unpack and start snapping photos like a tourist who has never seen a church before.
Evening: Dinner at…Somewhere…And a Panic Attack? (Nah, Just a Slight Unease): Trying to figure out where to eat. Wandering the town. It's… empty. Like, tumbleweeds-are-rolling-through-town empty. Find a little pub. Ordered the frites (duh). Local beer. Good. Very good. Started feeling a little…homesick. Suddenly, I really missed my dog. Is that the ghost of the church making me sad or just the wine talking? Who knows? Went back to the hotel and spent the evening in my room with a book about the history of ghosts, probably the best and worst decision I will ever make.
Day 2: Biervliet – Unveiled and Un-Invaded by Ghosts (Yet)
Morning: Breakfast & the Battle of the Waffles: The breakfast. Oh, the breakfast. Everything about it was perfect except the waffles. It was a battle…a waffle battle. It was me versus a waffle iron, and I lost. I didn't feel like I lost though, I was pretty full.
Mid-Morning: Canal-Side Rambles & the Search for Humanity: Wandering along the canals. Pretty. Very pretty. Took a ton of photos. Tried to talk to the locals. My pigeon Dutch is atrocious. Managed to order a coffee with a smile. Progress! Suddenly wanted to learn Dutch. It was so soothing watching the water.
Mid-Afternoon: Doubling Down: The Church-turned-Hotel Experience: Okay, I'm going to be honest. I spent the majority of this afternoon just wandering the hallways of the KerkHotel. Literally. I wanted to dive deeper into the place. The architecture. The history. I mean, it's a church! The feeling of being in such a big building was an experience! Found a hidden little chapel. Spent an hour just sitting there, trying to imagine the services, the prayers… the ghosts. My mind started to melt. It was the most moving experience of my life. Who knew a hotel could be so moving.
Evening: More Beer, More Frites (Because Why Not?) & The Eternal Question: Found a different pub. Tried a different beer. Frites again. Obsessing about whether I should have gotten a bigger room. Thinking about the hotel. Thinking about ghosts. Thinking about whether I'm actually enjoying this whole thing. The answer: mostly, yes. Even if a shadowy figure does appear in the corner of my eye later…
Day 3: Departure & Philosophical Reflections (About Waffles)
Morning: The Final Breakfast (And the Waffle Redemption!): Another crack at the waffles. SUCCESS! I conquered the iron. Feeling like a god/goddess. This is the moment I lived for. Breakfast was bliss.
Mid-Morning: Last Glances & Souvenir Shenanigans: One last walk around Biervliet. Bought some cheese. Totally overpaid. It's okay. The memories (and the cheese) are worth it.
Afternoon: Train Disaster (Kidding! Mostly): Train back to the airport. Trying not to have another train-related existential crisis. Almost missed my connection. Heart attack #3.
Evening: Home Sweet Home, and Existential Dread (Part 2): Home. Waffles are on my grocery list. Actually, I had a really good time. Despite the initial fear, the moments of quiet contemplation, the slightly creepy hotel, and the waffle-related struggles. I actually want to come back. I'll miss it, and that's weird. And maybe I'll learn Dutch. And maybe I'll face my fear of ghosts. Maybe. Or maybe I’ll just book another trip somewhere far, far away from churches. Nah, I'll be back. I'm sure! And if I ever go back alone, I'll never sleep.
Postscript: Lessons Learned: Embrace the chaos. Eat the frites. Don't underestimate the power of a good waffle (once you master it). And sometimes, the things that scare us the most are the ones that make us feel the most alive. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go Google "how to banish a ghost."
Escape to KerkHotel Biervliet: Your Dutch Getaway - FAQs (And My Very Unfiltered Thoughts)
1. So, *what* exactly is the KerkHotel Biervliet? Is it a real church turned… hotel?
Okay, buckle up, because the answer is a resounding YES! It *is* a converted church. A *glorious* converted church. Imagine soaring ceilings, stained-glass windows (still gorgeous, even when they're a little wonky), and a generally 'churchy' vibe… but with beds. And showers. And, thankfully, no actual sermons. (Unless you count the occasional internal monologue about whether you should order a second Trappist beer. Which, I did.)
2. What kind of rooms do they have? And are they… nice?
Alright, let’s get real. They offer a bunch of rooms, from your standard doubles (which, honestly, are still pretty darn special because, you know, *church*) to suites that'll make your jaw drop. I was lucky enough to snag a suite (I treated myself! After a really stressful month). The space? Immense. The view? Straight out of a postcard. The bed? Seriously, I might have actually levitated on it. Okay, maybe not. But it *was* incredibly comfortable. Trust me, you'll be happy. The only downside? I could hear the faint sound of the wind outside one night, which made me feel like I was in a gothic novel. But honestly? I dug it.
3. Is the food any good? Because, let's be honest, that's crucial.
Ooh, the food. Now, this is where it gets… complicated. The breakfast buffet? Solid. Plenty of breads, cheeses, meats, and the coffee was strong enough to wake the dead (which is handy, considering the history of the place!). Dinner? It had its moments. One night, I had a *divine* plate of mussels. Seriously, I almost licked the plate clean. *Almost*. (Judgement is welcome, I didn't care then, and don't care now!) Another night… let's just say the steak was a little… well, let's just say it wasn't quite the culinary masterpiece I'd hoped for. But hey, you can't win 'em all, right? It's still a charming restaurant.
And the bar? Ah, the bar. Let me tell you about the bar. I spent a *considerable* amount of time there. They had a fantastic selection of Belgian beers (because, Netherlands, close enough, right?). One particular night, I was feeling a bit… introspective. Okay, I was wallowing in self-pity after a terrible day. The bartender, a lovely woman named Elodie, saw me, and without a word, presented me with a dark ale that hit the spot perfectly. It was the perfect cure for my blues. God bless Elodie. And that beer.
4. What's the atmosphere like? Is it, like, creepy? Being in a church, and all...?
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room… or, rather, the *former* altar. Is it creepy? Nope. Not in the slightest. At least, not to me. See, I’m a history buff. I love the idea of being in a place that has seen so much life, so much devotion… and now, so much relaxation and enjoyment. There’s a sense of peace, a tranquility to it. Yes, you'll walk past the old pulpit and maybe, *maybe*, feel a little frisson of something – a whisper of the past - but it’s more interesting than scary. Okay, so one night, I did hear a slightly odd creak... maybe it was the building settling? Maybe it was my imagination? I didn't dwell on it. I was too busy admiring the architecture.
5. Is it good for families? Couples? Solo travelers? Because I'm trying to figure this out....
Here's the tea: It's *great* for all three. Families: the suites offer tons of space. Couples: Hello! Romantic getaway central! Solo travelers: I went solo! It was perfect. The peace and quiet were exactly what I needed. You could spend all day roaming the local area. If you are like me, then you would love to sit at the bar alone, and enjoy a drink and the solitude.
6. Can I bring my pet? Because, my fluffball is my world.
Check with the hotel directly on this one. I can't remember seeing any furry friends, and I'm not sure, I'm more of a cat person, so I probably wouldn't have noticed!
7. What is there to do in the area? Get me OUT of the hotel!
Biervliet, the town the KerkHotel's in, is *adorable*. Charming little canals, cobblestone streets, and friendly locals. You're also not *too* far from other cool places to visit. Bruges in Belgium is a short trip away, with canals, beautiful architecture and chocolate shops galore. (Seriously, stock up.) The surrounding area is great for cycling (rent a bike!), and there are lovely walks to be had. I had a whole day dedicated to cycling and exploring villages... I got lost. Repeatedly. It was glorious. Just make sure you bring a decent map (or, you know, actually learn how to use Google Maps BEFORE you set off, unlike me). The region is known for Zeeland products like the "Zeeuwse bolus" (I'm not sure I liked it...)
8. Is it worth the money? Give it to me straight.
Okay, straight up? Yes. Absolutely. It might not be the cheapest option, but the experience, the atmosphere, the sheer uniqueness of it… it's worth it. Think about it: you're staying in a *church*! That's just cool. It's the kind of place you'll remember long after you've left. I know the price, but I'm already saving up to go back. I really am. Even though the steak was a bit underwhelming, it’s a small price to pay for such a unique experience. The whole experience was a win.
