Unbelievable Johor Bahru Luxury: Sky Loft Escape Awaits!
Unbelievable Johor Bahru Luxury: Sky Loft Escape Awaits! - A Review That's Probably Too Honest (But Hopefully Helpful!)
Okay, so you're looking at Unbelievable Johor Bahru Luxury: Sky Loft Escape Awaits! Huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I just got back and I'm about to spill the tea. And let me tell you, some of it's lukewarm. But hey, that's life, right? This review is gonna be less "Travel + Leisure" and more "Your Annoying Friend Who Just Got Back From Vacation." Let's dive in…
First Impression: The "Wow" Factor (and the Slight Panic)
The name? Unbelievable. Sky Loft Escape. It sets the bar HIGH, let me tell you. I initially thought, "Oh boy, am I fancy enough for this?" (Spoiler alert: I'm not. I wore ripped jeans to breakfast.) The lobby? Slick. Modern. Shiny. Makes you immediately feel like you should probably be fluent in Mandarin and wear a silk scarf. The check-in? Smooth, thanks to their Contactless check-in/out. Score! Less humans = less awkward conversations about my luggage situation. And, oh yeah, they actually have a Doorman! Which is pretty damn cool, even if I mostly just nodded at him awkwardly.
Accessibility: The Good, the Okay, and the "Hmm…"
They say they have Facilities for disabled guests. That's a good start. I didn't personally test them, but I did notice an Elevator, which is always a win. I'd highly recommend reaching out directly to the hotel to get specific details on accessible rooms, like the door width, bathroom setup etc., if accessibility is a priority for you.
Rooms: Sky Loft, More Like "My Cozy Little Cloud"
Alright, let's talk rooms. "Sky Loft Escape" means sky loft. I was expecting a room literally floating in the clouds, but no. The room itself was…well, it was really nice. But I’m getting ahead of myself. My room, according to their Available in all rooms list, had:
- Air conditioning: Phew. Malaysia = sweat-fest.
- Alarm clock: Useless. I have like, 5 on my phone.
- Bathrobes: Luxurious. I felt vaguely important wearing it.
- Bathtub: Yes!!! Seriously, after a day of exploring, a bath is essential to feeling human again.
- Blackout curtains: Vital for sleeping in.
- Closet: Plenty of space to hide all my terrible fashion choices.
- Coffee/tea maker: Crucial. I require caffeine.
- Complimentary tea/Free bottled water: Bonus points!
- Daily housekeeping: A lifesaver. I’m messy.
- Desk: For pretending to work while really watching the view.
- Extra long bed: Thank goodness, I have a bad habit of rolling around in my sleep.
- Hair dryer: Saved me a lot of grief.
- High floor: Awesome view!
- In-room safe box: For my valuables, or at least, what I considered "valuable" (like my passport and that emergency Snickers bar).
- Internet access – wireless (Free Wi-Fi): Crucial. Gotta post those vacation pics, am I right? But it’s nice that even during your stay Internet access – LAN is also an option.
- Ironing facilities: Never used them. Crumpled is my vacation aesthetic.
- Laptop workspace: If you actually need to work.
- Linens: Soft and clean.
- Mini bar: Overpriced, but hey, you’re on vacation.
- Mirror: To admire yourself.
- Non-smoking: Excellent.
- On-demand movies: I didn't have time!
- Private bathroom: Amen.
- Reading light/Socket near the bed: Very thoughtful.
- Refrigerator: Good for storing those leftovers and guilty snacks.
- Satellite/cable channels: Something to watch when you're feeling lazy
- Seating area: Comfortable.
- Separate shower/bathtub: My idea of Heaven.
- Shower: Great water pressure!
- Slippers: Comfy!
- Smoke detector: Safety first!
- Sofa: Nice for lounging.
- Soundproofing: I didn't hear a thing (until the roosters started crowing, but that's a country thing).
- Telephone: Never used it.
- Toiletries: Decent quality.
- Towels/Umbrella: Essentials.
- Visual alarm/Wake-up service: Never used it.
- Window that opens: Excellent for letting in fresh air.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Sanitizing Brigade
Okay, let's get serious for a sec. Post-pandemic travel is…different. And I was very impressed with the hygiene protocols at Unbelievable Johor Bahru Luxury (say that five times fast!). They're really hammering home the Cleanliness and safety. I saw Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff was definitely trained in safety protocol. They even have Individually-wrapped food options and Room sanitization opt-out available, along with Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, plus a whole host of other protections. Made me feel way more comfortable – and honestly, a little less paranoid. Plus, they’ve got CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, which is always a plus.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (and My Weight Gain)
This is where things get interesting. They have Restaurants! A few! Plus a Poolside bar. Room service [24-hour]. I’m a sucker for room service, so that was a huge win.
- Restaurants: Here's the deal: they have Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and a Vegetarian restaurant. I tried the Asian cuisine restaurant for dinner one night. Verdict? Mixed. Some dishes were epic, others…not so much. The service was friendly but sometimes a little slow. The Breakfast [buffet] was the star of the show, and the Asian breakfast was legit (try the noodles!). They also had a Coffee shop, which was a life-saver. And you can get Coffee/tea in restaurant. And Desserts in restaurant. Which, if you're like me, you'll definitely be indulging in. Speaking of which, the Poolside bar was a great place to chill with a cocktail and a view.
- Snacking: Thankfully they even have a Snack bar. Because, snacks. Always.
- Other Dining Options: A la carte in restaurant, I also saw someone enjoying the Breakfast in room.
- Drinking: They also have a Bar, with Happy hour.
Let's Talk About the Spa/Sauna/Pool/Fitness Center - My Absolute Favorite Part!
Okay, this is where the "Unbelievable" really starts to kick in. I am a SUCKER for a good spa. And their spa? (Cue angels singing…) Amazing. They have a Sauna, a Steamroom, a full Spa/sauna, and a bunch of treatments: Body scrub, Body wrap, and the piece de resistance: the Massage. I got a deep tissue massage and, I swear, I went into a different dimension. It was pure bliss. The Pool with view? Stunning. And the Swimming pool [outdoor]? HUGE and sparkling. I spent a solid afternoon just floating around, which was exactly what I needed. The Fitness center is also available, but as you can guess, I wasn’t there much. The Foot bath sounds nice too!
The Annoying Little Details and the "Could Be Better" Bits:
No place is perfect, right? Here are a few things that could be…improved. This is my "real life" feedback:
- Internet: The Internet (especially in my room) was a little…spotty at times. I’m a digital nomad, so I rely on Wi-Fi. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is great, but gotta work on the reliability.
- Staff: The staff, for the most part, were lovely and helpful. But sometimes, there was a slight language barrier. Nothing major, just a little…challenging to communicate some requests.
- Things to do: I really didn’t experience anything amazing here.
The Extras (and the Stuff I Missed):
- Family/child friendly/For the kids/Babysitting service/Kids meal: Excellent options for families.
- Business facilities, meeting, and services: Great for anyone who needs to work or host a seminar there.
- Services and conveniences: Everything you could want, from **Cash
Okay, buckle up buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the glorious, chaotic, and utterly unpredictable world of a "holiday" – at WeWe Holiday House Sky Loft in Bukit Indah, Johor Bahru, Malaysia. This isn't your meticulously planned, perfectly polished brochure itinerary. This is the actual, lived-in, likely-to-involve-mild-panic-and-a-lot-of-nasi-lemak itinerary.
Day 1: Arrival and The Great Fridge Fiasco (Or, "Where's the Beer?!)
14:00: Arrive at Senai International Airport (JHB). Okay, here we go. I'm usually a nervous flyer, legs all a-tremble until we hit the tarmac. This time? Actually, pretty chill. Maybe the pre-flight coffee had something to do with it, or the sheer relief of escaping spreadsheets for a few days. Grab a Grab and head straight to the Sky Loft - WeWe Holiday House.
15:00: Check-in. Fingers crossed for a good view! I've seen some pictures online – promises of skyline, promises of peace, promises of… a good fridge. This is crucial. My partner and I, we're craft beer pilgrims.
15:30: Reality hits. The view? Pretty good actually. Decent view of the city, not too bad at all. But the fridge… the fridge is, shall we say, "optimistically cold". Like, "barely-chills-an-ice-cube" cold. This is a DEFCON 1 scenario. My heart sinks. This could be the start of a tragedy. We're going to survive…but how?
16:00: Shopping mission! We hit up a local supermarket. This is where the adventure begins. We're talking aisles of unfamiliar snacks, incomprehensible labels (bless Google Translate), and a growing sense of both excitement and utter bewilderment. We may or may not have accidentally bought a durian-flavored something. Jury's still out on that one. I'm terrified and excited at the same time.
17:00: Fridge interrogation. Back at the loft. We crammed in the beer, the water, the perishables. Fingers crossed. We are going to die of thirst.
18:00: Dinner. Back to the grocery store. We decided to eat at the loft. Something about being able to eat in our pajamas comforts my soul.
19:00: The fridge is still not performing. We've decided we're making a plan of action to take revenge.
20:00: The fridge is still not performing.
21:00: Sleep. It has been a long day.
Day 2: Breakfast, The Great Fridge Fight, and Legoland (AKA "Where the Kids Are").
08:00: Breakfast. Okay, the fridge drama does not change the fact that I'm hungry. We order breakfast in.
09:00: Fridge update: STILL NOT COLD! We call the caretaker. She is "on it". Promises, promises. I need to get the beer cold. This is a crisis.
10:00: Legoland. Ugh. I should mention that I don't like kids. It's okay, though. We'll survive this. The park is surprisingly (or not surprisingly) crowded, a sea of shrieking children and harried parents. There is something about the way everything is built to handle a child's attention span that is… exhausting. But the rollercoasters are surprisingly fun, I must admit (and probably because I'm used to chaos).
13:00: Lunch at Legoland. We're at the pizza place. Surprisingly good pizza.
15:00: Back to the Sky Loft. More fridge drama.
16:00: Fridge update: The fridge is not cold
17:00: Rest. It is quiet. It is peace.
18:00: Dinner. Back to the grocery store. The fridge may not be working, but we're still going to eat.
19:00: Fridge update: The fridge is probably still not working.
20:00: We are going to sleep. Maybe the fridge will work tomorrow.
Day 3: Food Coma, Spas, and a Glimmer of Fridge Hope?
09:00: Breakfast. I'm making scrambled eggs.
10:00: Shopping. We decided to take a day trip. I don't know why.
13:00: Lunch. We're going to eat at an outdoor restaurant. Everything is so tasty.
15:00: Spa. The massage actually helps me forget all the problems in my life.
17:00: Back to the Sky Loft. Guess what? The fridge is still not cold.
18:00: Dinner. Back to the grocery store.
19:00: Dinner. The fridge is… slightly cooler? Maybe? Is this a dream?
20:00: Sleep.
Day 4: Departure (and Fridge Farewell)
09:00: Breakfast. Scrambled eggs again.
10:00: Check out. I'm secretly going to miss this place.
11:00: Grab to the airport.
12:00: Lunch at the Airport.
13:00: Flight time. I am going to miss this place so much.
14:00: The end.
So, this "Sky Loft Escape" thing... is it REALLY luxurious? Seriously?
Alright, let's be real. Luxury is subjective, right? My idea of luxury usually involves a clean coffee pot and no screaming children. This Sky Loft? Okay, it's a step *above* that. Think plush everything. Think views that make you audibly gasp (I did. Twice. Once when I finally got the curtains open – more on that later). Think... well, they had a *butler service*. A BUTLER. Me! Who spills coffee on my laptop on the regular! I was terrified of him. He probably secretly judged my questionable attire. And the towels? Fluffy enough to swallow you whole.
So, yeah, luxurious. But also a little intimidating for a regular human like myself.
What's the deal with the view? Is it actually worth bragging about?
Oh. My. God. The view. Right. So, the first morning? I struggled. Like, *really* struggled. To get the damn automatic curtains open. Technology, you see, and me? We're not besties. Finally wrestled them into submission (I may have accidentally smacked a remote in the process - don't judge me). BAM. The city. Spread out. Sun rising. Spectacular. Made all the earlier curtain trauma COMPLETELY worth it. Seriously, just... breathtaking. I spent a solid hour just staring. Which, for me, is practically a spiritual awakening. Definitely Instagrammable. (I didn't Instagram, because I was still figuring out how to use the Wi-Fi. Apparently, I'm an analog soul in a digital age.)
The "butler service" – you mentioned it, and it sounds fancy... but also a LOT?
Okay, confession time. The butler? I was awkward. SO awkward. He'd ask if I needed anything, and I'd be like, "Um... more... oxygen?" I’m pretty sure he pitied me. He did, however, make an *amazing* cup of coffee. And he magically refilled the mini-bar. Which, after the curtain incident, was a major win. I'm fairly certain I was never *in* the mood for butler stuff. I'm more "make my own damn scrambled eggs" kinda gal. But still… *good* coffee. Maybe I'll get used to it after a week.
You said "pool" in the description, is it nice?
Yes! It's one of those infinity pools, you know? Where it looks like you could just swim right off the edge of the building? Terrifying, but beautiful. I sat on the edge and dipped my toes in (I'm not a *total* daredevil). The water was perfectly cool. And clean. And the cocktails they served us by the pool? To *die* for. I spent a solid afternoon there, letting the sun, and the cocktails, slowly melt away my worries (and possibly my brain cells). Okay maybe I do have a weakness for luxury.
Food? Was the food any good?
Ah, the food. Alright, I could eat the breakfasts there for the rest of my life. Like, pastries, fruit, everything you can imagine. Oh and the coffee (see earlier coffee obsession). Room service? Impeccable. I accidentally ordered a whole pizza one night because I was feeling fancy (and maybe a little overwhelmed by the butler situation – again). It was glorious. Totally worth the temporary guilt. Dinner...Dinner was a mixed bag. Some dishes I thought were divine, others.... well, let's just say my adventurous palate met its match. But hey, that's partly my fault for going for something I didn't know. I did, however, learn how to properly eat something I'd never heard of before.
What about the location? Is it convenient?
Okay, here's the thing. I am absolutely *horrendous* at navigating. Like, I get lost in my own house sometimes (it's a small, one-story house, mind you). The location? I found it really good. A bit of a walk to some shops, but the convenience made me forget about the walk. Mostly. Honestly, if you like easy access, this hotel is totally for you. A taxi ride? Easy. Getting to other places? Also easy. And there was so much to see around the hotel. I could see a lot of places from where I was staying, so that gave me a sense of comfort. Plus, the hotel staff were super helpful, and they can assist in making travel easier for you.
Anything you *didn't* like? Be honest.
Okay, here’s the raw truth. The sheer amount of... *stuff*. Like, the opulence. The excess. It felt a bit… overwhelming at times. Like, I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop. Like I would be kicked out for not being fancy enough. Also, the technology! The remotes, the lighting system (good lord, the lighting system!). And the fact that, even though I was in a *sky loft*, I felt like a total peasant. Minor gripes, really. But yeah. A little too much "bling" sometimes.
Would you go back? Seriously, after all this...
You know what? Despite my awkwardness with the butler, my technological ineptitude, and the slight sense of being an imposter, YES. Absolutely. The view alone is worth it. And the coffee. And the pool. And the chance to feel, even for a fleeting moment, like a person who might actually deserve a little luxury. Plus, this time I'll be prepared for the curtains. And maybe, just maybe, I'll try to embrace the butler. Wish me luck!
Any tips for someone thinking of going?
Bring a book. And your phone. Because photos. And your best sunglasses. And maybe a friend who’s better with technology. And don’t be afraid to embrace the ridiculousness of it all. And tip your butler. They deserve it. And for the love of all that is holy, figure out the damn curtains *before* the sun rises. You'll thank me later. Most importantly, be open to a little awkwardness. It's part of the experience.
