Royalton CHIC Punta Cana, An Autograph Collection All-Inclusive Resort & Casino, Adults Only Punta Cana Dominican Republic

Escape to Paradise: Royalton CHIC Punta Cana Adults-Only Luxury

Escape to Paradise: Royalton CHIC Punta Cana – Is it Really Paradise? (A Messy Review)

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Royalton CHIC Punta Cana, and I’m about to spill the beans – the good, the bad, and the… well, let’s just say the slightly questionable (looking at you, lobby bar music). This is gonna be less "professional travel review" and more "diary of a slightly sunburnt, rum-soaked, and utterly honest human being." So, let's dive in.

First Impressions: Sizzle or Fizzle?

The whole "Adults-Only Luxury" promise? Yeah, they deliver, mostly. Walking into the lobby, it's all sleek white lines, polished surfaces, and the faint scent of… well, I'm not sure, but it's definitely expensive air freshener. (They've obviously got the Air conditioning in public area nailed.) The check-in was surprisingly smooth (thanks to the Contactless check-in/out option), which is always a win after a long flight. Shoutout to the Doorman who actually seemed happy to be there – a rare and beautiful sight. Car park [free of charge] is a plus, though I didn't actually use it (hello, Airport transfer!).

Accessibility: A Mixed Bag

Okay, here's the thing: I’m not a wheelchair user, so I can't give a comprehensive review of the Wheelchair accessible features. My cursory observations suggested they've made an effort, with ramps and elevators visible, but I didn't get a sense of the detail. I did see Elevator access, which is standard, but more nuanced assessments would be needed. This is definitely a category where more thorough information would be valuable.

Cleanliness and Safety – Did They Really Clean?

Alright, let's talk about the elephant in the room: the pandemic. They made a very big show of their hygiene protocols. Let me tell you: the Anti-viral cleaning products were definitely working overtime. Constantly sanitizing and disinfecting was evident. Hand sanitizer dispensers were everywhere (yes, they had Hand sanitizer readily available), and staff seemed genuinely committed to the mask mandate. Daily disinfection in common areas felt constant. I even noticed Staff trained in safety protocol, which was reassuring. The Rooms sanitized between stays were a definite plus. The fact that they offered a Room sanitization opt-out available showed some flexibility. Safe dining setup protocols were there. Honestly, I felt pretty safe, almost paranoid at first.

Rooms: My Oasis or Just a Room?

So, my room. Let's be real, I'm all for a luxurious stay, and the Royalton CHIC Punta Cana did a pretty good job. Air conditioning was a godsend, especially after a humid day by the pool. Blackout curtains were essential for sleeping past sunrise (I'm a light sleeper). The Bed was comfy. I really appreciated the Bathrobes and Slippers. The Bathroom was shiny and new, and the Shower was powerful. There was also a Mirror, which is always important. A Mini bar stocked with goodies was a definite perk. You know, a Coffee/tea maker is included, Free bottled water, Refrigerator, Hair dryer and everything you could need, even for extra Toiletries, so I was prepared. The only thing, sometimes the music from outside was a little loud at night, the Soundproofing could have been a little better. This isn't a complaint: you're in a resort, and it’s gonna be noisy.

The Food: A Culinary Rollercoaster

Okay, let's talk about the food. This is where things got… interesting. They have a ton of restaurants. Let’s start with the positives: the Breakfast [buffet] was actually pretty good. I'm a huge fan of a good buffet. You could also get Breakfast in room, though I never bothered. They also had Asian breakfast! Delicious. Plus, they had options for Alternative meal arrangement. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was unlimited. The Desserts in restaurant I felt deserved a special mention. Shout out to that chocolate fountain – pure bliss! Even the snack bar, offering Snack bar with some delights, I can't help but say it was tasty and simple. I had a bottle of water by my side almost at all points, but, I also enjoyed the happy hour. Also, I have to give a shout-out to the Vegetarian restaurant. The salads were fresh and, most importantly, plentiful.

Now for the… less stellar moments. The Buffet in restaurant was okay, but a bit chaotic some days. One night, I tried the Western cuisine in restaurant, which was okay, but, the soup in restaurant was average. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was a disaster. The service was slow, and the food… let’s just say it tasted more like airport food than authentic cuisine. I also found the Poolside bar a bit… predictable.

Dining, drinking, and snacking were definitely covered, but be prepared for some hits and misses.

Things to Do (and Relaxing): Paradise Found?

Okay, so this is where Royalton CHIC Punta Cana really shines. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning – especially the infinity pool with the view! It was seriously Instagram-worthy. The Sauna and Spa and Steamroom were all top-notch. They offer a Body scrub and Body wrap too, which I might have splurged on, but I'm not sure.

Speaking of relaxing, if you're into fitness, they have a Fitness center and Gym/fitness. Otherwise, you can find a Pool with view. Oh, and the Massage! Hands down, best massage I've ever had. The masseuse, bless her heart, worked all the knots out of my shoulders, and I actually cried – tears of pure, unadulterated bliss. They have a Foot bath, too, so I didn't use the Fitness center. Spa/sauna was on point. The Swimmin pool was well maintained and always clean. The Terrace on the other hand was another story.

I also had the chance to go out and about and found a gift/souvenir shop which I appreciated.

Internet & Tech: Keeping Connected (Mostly)

Free Wi-Fi in all rooms is a must these days, and thankfully, they deliver. I had a strong connection in my room, though it got a little spotty in the more remote areas of the resort. Internet access was provided via Internet. Internet access – wireless was included. I appreciated the convenience.

Services and Conveniences: The Little Things Matter

They had plenty of services to choose from. I'm all about the Daily housekeeping and concierge. The Cash withdrawal was a lifesaver. They provide Laundry service and Dry cleaning too. They also had a convenience store, where I was able to pick up some things I had forgotten.

For the Kids: Strictly Adults-Only (and That’s Okay)

The resort is Family/child friendly, which is a welcome change of pace, but this place is explicitly For the kids-free environment.

The Overall Vibe: Hot or Not?

Okay, look, Royalton CHIC Punta Cana is a beautiful resort. It's got its flaws, sure. But the location is perfect, the staff is generally friendly and helpful, and the overall vibe is pretty darn good. Would I go back? Absolutely. Especially if they promise me a massage again.

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Royalton CHIC Punta Cana, An Autograph Collection All-Inclusive Resort & Casino, Adults Only Punta Cana Dominican Republic

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're heading to the ROYALTON CHIC PUNTA CANA. Prepare yourself for a chaotic, emotional, and probably sunburned journey. Here's how I think my week of blissful (and probably slightly boozy) adulting is gonna shake out:

Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Great Suitcase Debacle

7:00 AM (ish): Wake up to the sound of my own panicked breathing. Am I actually doing this? Punta Cana? Alone? (Okay, with my partner, thank god)
8:00 AM: Airport! Ugh, the airport. The place where dreams go to die, unless your dream is standing in a long, sweaty security line. Grab that overpriced coffee, because you're going to need it.
12:00 PM: Touchdown! That glorious moment when you finally get off the plane and feel the warm, humid embrace of the Dominican Republic. Or, you know, the blast of hot air that makes your hair immediately frizz.
1:00 PM: Check-in. The Royalton Chic lobby? Stunning. All white marble, sparkling chandeliers, a promise of pure luxury. The staff? Smiling, helpful, and probably used to dealing with people who've already consumed half their vacation's worth of alcohol.
1:30 PM: The Great Suitcase Debacle. Unpack, survey the beautiful ocean view, and immediately realize I packed the wrong shoes. Again. Seriously, how do I always manage to pack four pairs of impractical heels and NO comfy sandals for the beach? Ugh. I'm already messing this up.
2:30 PM: Beach time! Finally! The sound of the waves, the smell of the salty air, the feeling of sinking into a beach chair…Pure bliss.
3:00 PM: Cocktail number one. Or two. Or maybe three. Okay, I've lost count. But hey, vacation calories don’t count, right?
5:00 PM: A quick dip in the ocean. The water is so turquoise! It's like swimming in liquid sapphires! Try and not swallow too much water.
7:00 PM: Dinner at one of the resort's restaurants. Judging by the reviews, the food is supposed to be amazing, and so far, food is alright!
9:00 PM: "Sip & Savor" at the resort's bar. Try to look cool and not spill my drink down my front. This may be harder than it sounds.
10:00 PM: Bed. Exhausted from travel and a whole day of doing absolutely NOTHING. Bliss.

Day 2: Sun, Sand, and a Slight Hangover

9:00 AM: Wake up with a slight headache. Oh dear… Maybe those cocktails caught up with me.
10:00 AM: Beach…again. I could get used to this whole "doing nothing" thing.
11:00 AM: Pool. Actually, this is heaven. The pool is the perfect temperature, and the swim-up bar is calling my name.
12:00 PM: Lunch. I'm going to eat something "healthy" today. I'm going to eat allthe things, but I'm going to try.
1:00 PM: The Pool.
3:00 PM: Seriously considering getting a massage. I've been on this earth for 30 years and this might be the time to do it.
4:00 PM: The Spa! Best decision ever. The masseuse somehow managed to melt the tension from my shoulders. Best. Decision. Ever.
7:00 PM: More of the resort's restaurants! The Dominican flavors are already starting to grow on me.
9:00 PM: Show! Maybe some cheesy entertainment at the resort. What can I say, I love a good show!
10:00 PM: Bed, again.

Day 3: Snorkeling, Sunburn, and the Quest for the Perfect Mojito

8:00 AM: Snorkeling. We signed up for a snorkeling excursion. I'm a terrible swimmer, but I'm hoping I won't drown.
9:00 AM: On the boat. Excited, nervous, and slathered in sunscreen. Hopefully, I won't look like a lobster later.
10:00 AM: Snorkeling. OMG! The coral! The fish! It's like a Disney movie, but underwater. I think I almost kissed a fish.
11:00 AM: Sunburn. This is probably inevitable. I should have put more sunscreen on.
12:00 PM: Lunch at the beach restaurant!
1:00 PM: Nap. I'm going to need to hide from the sun for a bit.
*2:00 PM:The Mojito Quest Begins. I'm on a mission to find the BEST mojito in Punta Cana. Armed with a thirst and a determined spirit, I decide to launch a full-blown mojito tasting tour. Each bar, each restaurant, each tiny, hidden corner of the resort will be investigated. And so the quest begins…
7:00 PM: Dinner. And a few more mojitos. Research, you know?
9:00 PM: One last dance.

Day 4: Beach Day and a Failed Attempt at Romance

9:00 AM: Beach Time! This is the life.
10:00 AM: Another failed proposal to go to the beach again.
11:00 AM: More beach.
12:00 PM: Lunch, more beach.
1:00 PM: A bit of sand time.
3:00 PM: Pool.
5:00 PM: Dinner. The food is alright!
7:00 PM: The Mojito Quest continues!
9:00 PM: Bed.

Day 5: The Casino, Karaoke, and the Dark Side of the All-Inclusive…

10:00 AM: The Casino. Let's be adventurous, shall we? I've never been in one before.
11:00 AM: Karaoke, why not?
12:00 PM: Lunch!
2:00 PM: The Mojito Quest…
4:00 PM: The dark side of the all inclusive… the one where the alcohol starts tasting like disappointment.
6:00 PM: Dinner.
7:00 PM: One last dance.

Day 6: Farewell to Paradise, and the Bitter Taste of Reality

9:00 AM: Breakfast.
10:00 AM: Walk around the hotel for a bit
12:00 PM: Packing. Always the worst part.
2:00 PM: The Mojito Quest closes.
3:00 PM: Headed back to the airport.
5:00 PM: Airport.
6:00 PM: On the plane.

Day 7: Back Home!

Reality hits.

There you have it. My extremely ambitious, possibly delusional, and definitely imperfect guide to navigating the Royalton CHIC Punta Cana. Wish me luck – I'll need it! And if you see a slightly tipsy woman wandering around the resort in mismatched shoes, that's probably me. Come say hello!

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Okay, so, Royalton CHIC Punta Cana... is it REALLY as "Chic" as they say?

Alright, look, "Chic" is a slippery term. You know? They *say* chic, right? And I definitely saw a lot of... shall we say, *aspirational* outfits wandering about. Think: the kind of bling that screams "I saved up for this trip!" But seriously, the place *is* pretty. The lobby's all glitz and glam, with these gigantic chandeliers. They probably need a team of people just to dust those things! And the rooms… well, we got upgraded (score!), and it was stunning. Huge bed, jacuzzi on the balcony overlooking the ocean. Honestly? I felt ridiculous, a little like a Bond villain’s mistress after a tequila sunrise. (I’m a sucker for the ocean view though, I’ll admit that). Was it pure, unadulterated chic? Maybe not. But was it luxurious and a totally fun experience, with champagne and a view to die for? Absolutely. Especially after a few of those said sunrises… I mean, really... who am I kidding, it was awesome.

Is this truly Adults-Only? Like, kid-free bliss?

YES. Thank the heavens above, YES. Absolute, glorious, uninterrupted adult time. No tiny humans screeching, no sticky hands on the buffet, no… ugh, you get the picture. Just pure, unadulterated, grown-up relaxation. Seriously, the lack of kids was a HUGE selling point for me. You can actually *hear* yourself think (or at least try to, after a few cocktails). Poolside lounging is a thousand times better without the incessant splashing and screaming. It's a game changer. I felt myself getting younger. (Maybe it was the endless supply of mojitos.)

The Food! Tell me about the food. I'm a foodie, and this is very important.

Okay, the food…this is where things get a little… *turbulent*. Let's be honest, all-inclusive food can be a crapshoot, right? And sometimes, it felt like that roulette wheel was spinning a little wild. *The good:* Hunter Steakhouse? Solid. Really solid. I ordered myself a massive steak and let me just say, it was exactly what I wanted. Like, melt-in-your-mouth amazing. The Japanese place (Zen) was entertaining, the chef was super fun but the food felt a little…mass produced, like all the other japanese places. The buffet? Not my forte. But the jerk chicken by the beach… *chef’s kiss*. *The weird:* There was a *very* strange foam in one of the appetizers at the Italian restaurant. Foams! I'm not sure what that's all about. And the service sometimes…let’s just say it could be inconsistent. One night we had incredible service, and the next…well, let’s just say my water glass remained stubbornly empty for an extended period. I had to chase down a waiter myself, which I'm not proud of. *The overall verdict:* Some hits, some misses. But hey, you're on vacation, right? Enjoy the jerk chicken, and don't stress about the foam. Get a drink and another plate, you'll be fine.

The Pool Party. Tell me everything. I'm hearing things.

Ah, the pool party. Right. Okay. So, the pool party... is something. And when I say something, I mean…it’s a *thing*. Think: thumping music, bikini-clad bodies everywhere, flowing cocktails, and a LOT of energy. My first reaction? Honestly? Overwhelmed. I'm not really a "party" person, at least not anymore. (I used to be...a long time ago...back when I could handle anything. Now, I’m happy in my own company with a good book! ) But then… the music gets to you. And the ambiance... (a little too much, perhaps). And the drinks… well, they certainly help loosen you up. It's a scene. It's loud. It's a bit chaotic. It's super fun. It's one of those experiences you'll either leave loving it or hating it. But I'll tell you this, once I let go, it's easy to get sucked in. I'm not sure I was the same person when I stumbled back to my room later that night. (And if I could somehow relive that single moment, I absolutely would, so there I am.)

Any downsides? Spill the tea!

Okay, yeah, there are always downsides. Nothing is perfect, right? * **The little things:** The service, as mentioned, can be a bit hit-or-miss. Don’t expect perfection, or you'll be disappointed. I mean, *eventually* they'll get you your water refill. * **The crowds:** It's a popular resort, so expect crowds, especially around the pool and at dinner. You might have to wait for a table, prepare for it. * **The upsell:** Everything else, really. You can have *another* mojito! Book *another* excursion! Upgrade your room to the *chicest* room! Ah, a person can be forgiven for feeling a little nickeled and dimed at times. They want to squeeze every last dollar out of you. * **The seaweed:** Look, nature is beautiful, but nature, including the seaweed situation on the beach, not so much. It's Mother Nature, so what are you going to do? BUT, and this is important: These are minor annoyances. Ultimately, the pros outweigh the cons. I'd absolutely go back, but I'd maybe bring my own water bottle and a whole lot of patience!

What about the entertainment? Is it all cheesy?

Okay, the entertainment is… well, it depends on what you want. There's definitely a healthy dose of "resort-style" entertainment, which can be cheesy. Lots of shows with dancers and costume changes. Some of the music was a bit… repetitive. A bit like a cruise in the ocean. But there were other things, also. There's a great DJ poolside during the day (who can't be found on the internet which made me think that maybe he/she was an inside job! LOL!). And some of the evening entertainment was actually pretty good – a live band one night, and a magician was really impressive when he arrived. Let's just say: Manage your expectations. Don't expect Broadway, but don't dismiss it completely. You might be pleasantly surprised. And definitely go to the pool party! You might never be the same.

Is it Safe?

I felt safe. The resort is gated and has security, which made me generally feel safe. There were local vendors who had goods on the beach and they approached you a lot, but never in a way that made me uncomfortable. As always, be mindful of your surroundings, don't flash expensive jewelry, and use common sense. It's a good idea to keep valuables locked up in your room safe, too.

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