Escape to Paradise: Dreams Beach Resort, Sharm El Sheikh
Escape to Paradise: Dreams Beach Resort Review - Sharm El Sheikh (with a whole lotta honesty!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Dreams Beach Resort in Sharm El Sheikh, and I'm still trying to shake off the sand and the sheer overwhelming…ness… of it all. Let's be real, planning a trip is a commitment, and wading through hotel reviews is a mission. So, here's the raw, unfiltered, and maybe slightly chaotic truth, sprinkled with some SEO magic, of course, because we need you to find this gem (or at least, what it’s truly like!).
First things first: Accessibility (and other important basics)
- Accessibility: This is where things get a little patchy. They say there are facilities for disabled guests, but I'm not sure how extensive they are. I didn’t see a ton of obvious ramps everywhere, so definitely reach out to the resort beforehand and confirm if you have specific needs. The elevator did seem to work, which is always a bonus!
- Internet Access: Yes! Praise the Wi-Fi gods! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! And hey, Wi-Fi in public areas too, because let's face it, we all need to post that perfect sunset pic. Internet [LAN] is even available if you really need it but who uses a LAN anymore?
- Cleanliness and Safety (post-pandemic) : Okay, gotta give them props here. They're trying. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and Rooms sanitized between stays. They've actually got a whole laundry list of hygiene certifications. The staff seemed trained in safety protocols, and they've got Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen, and tableware items, and Sterilizing equipment. You can, I guess, opt-out of room sanitization, but why would you? The Doctor/nurse on call and First aid kit are reassuring, though hopefully, you won't need them. They have CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, which makes you feel slightly safer. Still, let's be honest, it's a gamble in any resort, right?
Now, let's get to the good stuff: Things to do, Ways to Relax (and avoid the chaos)
- The Spa: The Good, the Okay, and the "Did I even bother?" This is where things got properly interesting. Let's be clear, the Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom sound amazing on paper. And, the Massage was… okay. Perfectly fine, but not the kind of massage that makes you forget your name. They have a Body scrub, and a Body wrap. I was tempted, but my inner cheapskate kicked in. I did enjoy the Foot bath, bliss! I had access to the Pool with a view which was amazing, even if it was packed with people at all the wrong times.
- Fitness Center: I meant to go. Seriously. But the allure of the Swimming pool [outdoor], and just generally existing in the sun, won me over. I heard the Gym/fitness was pretty decent, though.
- Things to do: They have a Pool with view which is beautiful, and that's a good start.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Prepare for a Food Coma (in a good way!)
- Restaurants Galore!: Seriously, the options are dizzying. Restaurants are everywhere. I remember a few specific places, all with varying levels of success. The Breakfast [buffet] was a highlight! Asian breakfast, Western breakfast - choices galore!
- Buffet in restaurant: You'll find them in almost every restaurant.
- Poolside bar: Essential. Need I say more?
- A la carte in restaurant: The seafood restaurant was lovely, but you've got to be patient.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Essential for a proper vacation fuel!
- Happy hour: Get on this!
- Room service [24-hour]: This is a godsend after a long day of sunbathing, though I'm not always a fan of the quality.
- Desserts in restaurant: Make room for them!
- Snack bar: Nice to have, but didn't feel essential to me.
- Western cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant: The offerings are extensive.
- Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: Healthy-ish choices!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Elevator: Thank goodness!
- Concierge: Always helpful, but sometimes a little… overwhelmed.
- Daily housekeeping: Fantastic!
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing service: They've got it all.
- Currency exchange, Cash withdrawal: Convenient!
- Air conditioning in public area: Absolutely necessary in Sharm El Sheikh! They also have it in all the rooms so you won't melt.
- Business facilities: For those forced to work.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Buy your souvenirs!
- Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes Useful!
In the Rooms: Your Personal Paradise (hopefully)
- Essential Comforts: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Honestly the basics but they do the job!
- The extras: I didn’t have an Additional toilet, Bathroom phone, Carpeting, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Reading light, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Sofa, Socket near the bed, Soundproofing, Umbrella, Visual alarm but some rooms might.
For the Kids (and the Young at Heart!)
- Family/child friendly: Totally!
- Babysitting service, Kids meal, Kids facilities. All welcome!
Getting Around:
- Airport Transfer, Car park [free of charge], Taxi service, Valet parking: Easy!
So, the big question: Would I go back?
Honestly? Yeah, probably. It's a solid choice. It's not perfect (what is?), but it's got a lot going for it. The location is great, the setting is gorgeous, the main pool has a pretty view, and the food is…well, there's always something to eat. And the Wi-Fi really is free, which is a HUGE win.
And now…
The Offer: Your Escape to Paradise Awaits!
Book your stay at Dreams Beach Resort in Sharm El Sheikh before [Date] and receive:
- A complimentary upgrade to a room with a sea view (subject to availability): Because, let's face it, that's the dream! Imagine waking up to the turquoise waters every single day.
- Complimentary Breakfast in room: Lazy mornings, anyone?
- A 20% discount on all spa treatments: Treat yourself! You deserve it!
- Free Wi-Fi, of course: You'll be able to post those envy-inducing photos instantly!
- Flexible booking: Modify with no fees.
Why Dreams Beach Resort?
- Unbeatable location: Close to the beach, accessible to exciting attractions, and just the right distance from the Sharm El Sheikh airport.
- Diverse dining: From buffets to a la carte, there's something for every craving.
- So much to do: Swimming, sunbathing, spa sessions, snorkelling, and so much more!
- Safety is important: You can relax, knowing your well-being is a top priority.
Click here [link to booking] to book now and make your escape to paradise a reality! Don't miss out – this exclusive offer won't last!
Important Note: Remember to always double-check the latest travel advisories and regulations before booking your trip. And don't forget the sunscreen!
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your perfectly-Instagrammed itinerary. This is the REAL me trying to survive and maybe, maybe, enjoy a week at Dreams Beach Resort in Sharm El Sheikh. Prepare for the rollercoaster of emotions that is ME on vacation.
Dreams Beach Resort - Sharm El Sheikh - Egypt: The "I'm Probably Gonna Forget Half of This" Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic
- Morning (aka the actual morning, not the "woke up refreshed and glowing" one): Flights. Let's. Just. Say. I'm not a "morning person." This whole "getting to the airport before sunrise" thing? Torture. Thankfully, the promise of sunshine and crystal-clear water kept me from losing it entirely. EgyptAir… well, it got me there. That's about all I can say.
- Afternoon: Dreams Beach Resort. Reality Check. Okay, gorgeous resort. The lobby? Stunning. The welcome drink? Tasty. The realization that I hadn't packed enough sunscreen? Utter, unadulterated PANIC. Immediately had to locate the shops. Good thing the resort had them and bad thing, it took me like an hour to navigate.
- Evening: Dinner Disaster & Bedtime Bliss. Ate at the "Italian" restaurant. Let's be real, it was Egyptian-Italian, which meant the pasta was… interesting. Okay, actually, it was a little bit… mushy. I drowned my sorrows in some local wine. Then, the highlight: the comfy bed and the utter silence. Pure. Bliss. I collapsed into bed, thinking "I’m so tired, it’s going to be hard to wait for the next days."
Day 2: Beach Bumming & Underwater Adventures (Maybe)
- Morning: The Sun & The Sand vs. The Snorkelling Anxiety. Woke up, and the view was spectacular. I had a moment, a proper "oh my god, I'm actually here" moment. Spent a good hour just staring at the Red Sea. Then, the internal struggle started. Snorkelling. I wanted to do it. I had snorkelling gear. But the thought of putting my face in the murky depths… well, let's just say it involved a lot of pacing and self-pep-talks. Finally did it. Saw some fish. Almost swallowed some seawater. Success!
- Afternoon: Poolside Procrastination & Questionable Chicken. Okay, I admit it. I parked myself by the pool. Sunbathing. Reading a book. Avoiding the buffet. The pool was perfect. Then I got hungry. I decided to try the beach bar. The chicken skewer? Let's just say it was 'textured.' I had to keep my eyes on the sea.
- Evening: Sunset Serenity & Souvenir Scramble. Sat on the beach, watching the sunset. It was breathtaking. So romantic. So perfect. Until I realised I needed to buy souvenirs. Cue the souvenir market. Negotiating prices is not my strong suit. Ended up spending way too much on a camel-shaped something-or-other.
Day 3: The Desert's Call & Bedouin Brilliance
- Morning: Tour Time. The day was planned to go on an excursion to see the Sinai desert. Going off-road in a jeep was the best part. The scenery was just overwhelming, so I had a great time.
- Afternoon: Bedouin Lunch. After the jeep tour, we stopped at a Bedouin restaurant where we had lunch. I learned the traditional way of making tea and coffee.
- Evening: Return to Resort. I found a restaurant where they had belly dancers. They performed as we ate. I had a great time.
Day 4: Diving Deep & Post-Dive Delirium
- Morning: Diving Attempt #1 (Failure). Decided to be brave and actually try to dive. Signed up for a beginner's dive. The instructor was lovely, I took the class but I panicked. I struggled to breathe underwater. It felt like I was drowning, and it was a nightmare. I ended up quitting the course. I hated the idea of getting myself underwater again.
- Afternoon: Diving Attempt #2 (Success!) Actually, I returned to the same instructor and he said that I would be fine. He encouraged me and gave me extra tips. I tried again, but this time I was successful.
- Evening: Celebrating the day at the Resort. I decided to treat myself to a great meal at the resort.
Day 5: Exploring and Unspoken Expectations
- Morning: Naama Bay. This was a planned trip, too. I was really looking forward to it. I saw the nightlife. I walked around, bought a few more souvenirs and enjoyed a cup of coffee.
- Afternoon: Return to Resort. I spent time in the sun. Sunbathing.
- Evening: Karaoke Night. I have to say it was the funniest experience in the vacation. Karaoke was fun, and there was a great crowd.
Day 6: Relaxation and Reflection
- Morning: I woke up to a beautiful sunrise. The sky was a soft orange, and the sea was calm. After breakfast, I spent the day by the pool, reading a book and soaking up the sun.
- Afternoon: As I was in my room, I thought of all of the memories I created in the past days. So I sat down and started writing in a journal.
- Evening: I spent time with my friends and family. We chatted and played games.
Day 7: Departure & Existential Dread
- Morning: Final Sunrise & Packing Panic. That sunrise again, taunting me with its beauty. Packed. Did the mental checklist: passport? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Mental stability? Uh… debatable.
- Afternoon: Airport Antics & Departing Thoughts of Happiness. The airport was chaotic, as always. But the thought of being back in the real world… not so appealing. Sat on the plane. This time, I was happy.
My Rating (Out of 5 Stars - and honestly, a lot of things I’m probably blocking out):
- Dreams Beach Resort: 4 stars (The staff was awesome. the resort was beautiful. The food? Let's just say it had its moments.)
- The Red Sea: 5 stars (No question. Absolutely stunning.)
- My Ability to Handle a Week of Vacation? 3 stars (Some days, I was killing it. Other days, I was curled up in my room, questioning all my life choices.)
- Overall Experience: 4 stars (Despite the mishaps, the meltdowns, and the questionable chicken, I’d go back. But next time, I'm packing extra sunscreen.)
So there you have it. My completely unvarnished account of the trip. Don't expect perfection. Expect realness. And if you go, well, have fun. And maybe bring some pepto-bismol. Just in case.
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Escape to Paradise: Dreams Beach Resort (Sharm El Sheikh) - The Honest Truth (and a Few Ramblings)
Is "Dreams Beach" actually paradise? Because, you know, marketing...
Alright, let's be real. Paradise? Maybe. Maybe not. It *can* be. It really depends on, well, *you*. The location? Gorgeous, even if the brochure photos are a *smidge* enhanced. I mean, turquoise water, check. Palm trees swaying, check. Slightly overwhelming number of speedo-clad Europeans? Also, check!
My first impression? “Whoa.” (And then a slightly panicky "did I pack enough sunscreen?!"). The views from the lobby? Stunning. Just, you know, prepare for a bit of a trek from your room to the actual beach. That’s my first piece of advice. The place is bigger than it looks on the website. Wear comfy shoes. Seriously.
The Rooms: What's the deal? Are they as luxurious as the ads suggest?
Okay, look. The rooms... They're decent. They're not *palaces*. I went there expecting a king-sized bed and massive, like, *marble everything*. I did NOT get that. I mean, they are clean. The aircon works (thank god!). And the bed... comfortable enough after a full day of doing absolutely nothing. It's more functional than fancy. My bathroom had a slight... mildew-y aroma, I won't lie. But hey, you’re not spending your life *in* the room, are you? You’re supposed to be out by the pool, drinking cocktails, right?
Pro Tip: Request a room with a sea view. It’s worth the extra few bucks (or potential begging at the front desk). Especially if you, like me, need to have that "I'm on vacation" feeling. Waking up to the ocean... priceless. (Even if the view includes a couple of rusty-looking boats in the harbor.)
The Food: Is it all-inclusive buffet bliss, or a culinary catastrophe?
Ah, the all-inclusive food. It's a mixed bag, my friends. The main buffet? Well, it's a buffet. There's a *lot* of food. And honestly, the variety is pretty good. Pasta? Check. Grilled meats? Check. Mystery meat that I bravely avoided (and probably shouldn’t have)? Check. Look, you're probably not going to get Michelin star quality. But you won't starve. And the desserts? Let's just say I have no regrets about the number of baklava pieces I consumed.
The a la carte restaurants? *Those* are the gold. Try to book early, though. They fill up. The Italian place was actually pretty decent. And the service? Surprisingly attentive. One waiter, bless his heart, kept forgetting my drink order, but he was so genuinely apologetic that I couldn’t even be mad. Plus, he refilled the complimentary bread basket *twice*. Absolute legend.
Oh, and the drinks. Definitely drink the cocktails. They’re strong. And honestly, that’s sometimes all you need on vacation. Don't drink the tap water. Seriously.
The Beach & Pools: Is it truly swim-and-sun heaven?
The beach? The *beach*… Okay, so, I’m going to get a little ranty here. It's nice. It's sandy. The water is beautiful. BUT. The coral. You have to be careful. Water shoes are *essential*. I saw a poor bloke hobbling around for two days after he stubbed his toe on something. Seriously, invest in water shoes. They will save your holiday.
And the pools? Lots of pools. Different sizes, different vibes. One for families with screaming kids. One for the "quiet types." One with a swim-up bar (hallelujah!). Find your pool and claim your spot early. Because, yes, people do the whole "towel on a sunbed at 6 am" thing. It's a universal vacation crime, apparently.
However, the snorkeling? That's where it's *at*. The coral reefs are amazing (once you get past the initial coral-walking fear). I saw the most incredible fish. And the color of the water... it's unreal. Seriously, take a waterproof camera. You'll thank me later.
The Kids' Club: Is it a haven for your children, or a recipe for parental panic?
Okay, I'm a kid-free traveler but I saw a *lot* of kids. And by a lot, I mean like, a *freaking army* of kids. The Kids' Club seemed… busy. Very busy. I walked past once, and there was an impressive amount of artwork adorning the walls. So, from my outsider perspective, it looked like the kids were kept occupied.
If you have kids, do your research. Read reviews from parents. I can’t give you a definitive answer here. But, I would say get there early to book the kids in. They looked like they had a packed schedule and a lot of enthusiastic staff.
The Staff: Are they friendly and helpful, or just going through the motions?
This is a big one. Generally, the staff were lovely. Really, genuinely kind and helpful. Yes, there's the occasional "tip-expecting" vibe (welcome to tourism!), but overall, they're a hard-working bunch. They’re dealing with a constant stream of demanding tourists!
I made an effort to learn a few basic Arabic phrases. "Shukran" (thank you) and "Salam aleikum" (hello) go a long way. It's just a little courtesy. And it usually got me a bigger smile. They really appreciate it when you make an effort. Just be patient. And remember, everyone is human. And probably, like many of us, have more important things going on in their private lives. Plus, it's hot. Very hot. Respect goes a long way.
Excursions: Worth the effort, or just a tourist trap?
I’m a bit of an excursion minimalist, I'll admit. I like staying by the pool, or on the beach. But... the desert safari? Worth it. Absolutely. I was hesitant. I thought it’d be a contrived tourist circus. But it was actually really fun. Bouncing around in a jeep through the dunes, the Bedouin dinner under the stars… it was a genuinely memorable experience.
