Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Elan Inn Jilin Fortune Plaza - Jilin City!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the… well, the unbelievable luxury that awaits at the Elan Inn Jilin Fortune Plaza. Let's be real, these hotel reviews can be so blah, full of empty promises and stock photos. This time, we're getting REAL. I'm talking messy, honest, and with enough caffeine coursing through my veins to make me actually feel the experience.
First Impressions: The Fortune Plaza… Fortune Teller?
Okay, so "Elan Inn Jilin Fortune Plaza." It's a mouthful, isn't it? Immediately I'm picturing some kind of opulent, maybe slightly over-the-top experience. And for the most part? Spot on. The lobby? Gleaming. The staff? Smiling (and speaking excellent English, which is a huge plus when navigating a city like Jilin). Now, I'm not fluent in Mandarin, but the check-in process was smooth. Seriously, smooth. They even have Contactless check-in/out, which, in this post-pandemic world, is GOLD.
Accessibility: Navigating the Labyrinth (and Feeling Pretty Good About It!)
Okay, so Wheelchair accessible is a BIG win. The hotel seems genuinely designed to accommodate guests with mobility challenges. Elevator access is everywhere, the pathways are wide, and from what I could see, they’ve paid attention to the details (like ramps and accessible bathrooms). Now, I don't need those features, but seeing them made me feel GOOD, knowing they are truly catering to everyone. Facilities for disabled guests? Check. Seriously, Bravo, Elan Inn.
Rooms: My Personal Fortress of Comfort (and Wi-Fi!)
Right, let's talk rooms. I'm a creature of habit, and I need a good room. This place delivers. Air conditioning that actually works? Check. Blackout curtains that block out the morning sun like a ninja? Double-check. And, oh sweet baby Jesus, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it actually works! (That's a review win, folks.) I had a room on a High floor, which always makes the experience feel that much more special.
The details matter. The slippers? Soft. The complimentary tea and coffee maker? Essential after a long day of… well, whatever you do in Jilin (more on that later). The bathroom phone? Slightly overkill, but hey, it's luxury.
Now, let's get to the downsides real quick: the In-room safe box was a little small. Also, while the Additional toilet wasn’t necessary, the extra space was great. I’d prefer that over an extra toilet anytime.
Internet: The Digital Fortress (and the Occasional Glitch)
The Internet access – wireless was generally stellar. Speed? Solid. Reliability? Pretty good. I'm a blogger, so this is crucial. There was a moment where I lost the connection, but it was quickly resolved, and I’m talking, like, minutes. Internet [LAN] is also available for those who prefer a wired connection. So, basically, you're covered.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams (and Gym Nightmares)
Okay, this is where things get exciting. The Elan Inn really leans into the "luxury" aspect. Let's start with the good stuff: THE SPA. Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage… the works. Oh, and the Sauna! They had a Spa/sauna setup of pure bliss. My back was screaming for a massage after a long day of travel and the masseuse worked her magic, literally dissolving all the tension. The Pool with view was also stunning.
Now, the Fitness center? Let's just say it was… adequate. I'm a gym rat, and while there were machines, it wasn't the most inspiring space. However, it was a space, and it was functional, so I can't complain too much. The Steamroom? That was pretty awesome after a workout.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure
The Restaurants! There are several, and the food is mostly impressive. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was fantastic, but even the International cuisine in restaurant was pretty good. Breakfast [buffet]? A solid selection, think Asian breakfast alongside your usual Western breakfast. Coffee shop? Yes, and it was pretty good.
Room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver. Seriously, after a long day of exploring, having food delivered to your room is a game-changer. The Poolside bar seems like fun too. I was also pleased by the Vegetarian restaurant. They do a lovely salad!
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound
This is huge, especially given the current – gestures vaguely at the world. Hand sanitizer is everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol. Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely. Anti-viral cleaning products AND Daily disinfection in common areas? You betcha. Safe dining setup? Yep. They’ve got this. Seriously reassuring. Doctor/nurse on call? Yeah, they got that too.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (That Make a Big Difference)
Concierge? Super helpful. Laundry service? Essential. Dry cleaning? Right there. Daily housekeeping? Immaculate. Luggage storage? Easy peasy. Seriously, they think of everything. Cash withdrawal is a good thing to have at a hotel and they did.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Vibes
I didn’t have any kids, but they had Babysitting service and Kids facilities, which, from what I saw, looked really well-equipped. (Although I didn’t investigate further). Basically? Family-friendly, and that's a plus.
Getting Around: Transportation Made Easy
Airport transfer? Yup. Taxi service? Always available. Car park [free of charge]? HUGE win. Valet parking? Yep, it's there if you want it. This all really helps you to stay stress-free.
Let’s Talk About the Little Things That Make a Big Difference
- The doorman? Always smiling and helpful.
- The elevator? Always working.
- The complimentary bottled water? Hydration is key!
- The socket near the bed? Genius!
- The safety/security feature? Yes, they have that
The Verdict: Should You Book? YES!
Look, the Elan Inn Jilin Fortune Plaza isn’t perfect. But it's damn close. It's a luxurious oasis in the heart of Jilin. The experience? Mostly a delicious blend of comfort, convenience, and genuine care. And for the price? Absolute steal. It's perfect whether you’re a solo traveler, a couple, or a family. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
But That Massage…
Seriously, though. That massage. Worth the price of admission alone. I’m still dreaming about it.
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Unbelievable Grimsby Getaway: Millfields Hotel Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, because this isn’t your meticulously planned, color-coded, bullet-point-ridden travel itinerary. This is more like… my brain, after three cups of questionable coffee and a serious case of wanderlust, exploded onto the page. Welcome to my chaotic journey through Elan Inn Jilin Fortune Plaza, China. Prepare for whiplash.
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and Questionable Noodles
- Morning (aka, The Great Airport Shuffle): Landed in Jilin. The air hit me like… well, like air. A humid, vaguely industrial air. My luggage, of course, took a detour to somewhere scenic, probably involving a yak and a particularly picturesque mountain. Great start. Eventually managed to find a bewildered taxi driver who seemed to understand the phrase “Elan Inn Jilin Fortune Plaza” – or maybe he just wanted to get rid of me. Either way, we were off!
- Afternoon (aka, the Quest for the Room Key): I swear, the check-in process was a trial. A beautiful, smiling woman at the desk, who spoke approximately one word of English. Me, armed with my phrasebook, and a healthy dose of jet lag. It was a ballet of pointing, gesturing, and uttering “Dui bu qi” (my only Mandarin phrase) at everything. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, I had a key. The room?… Fine. Cleanish. The pillows looked suspiciously like rocks. I'm already missing my memory foam.
- Evening (aka, The Noodle Incident): Hunger was gnawing at me. I ventured forth, armed with Google Translate, and stumbled upon a tiny noodle shop. The aroma alone was enough to make me weep. I ordered something… brown. With a lot of things I couldn’t identify. The first bite? Oh. My. God. It was the best thing I've ever tasted. Spicy, savory, with a texture that made my taste buds sing. I ate it all. Every. Last. Drop. Then, I ordered another. And another. I may have shed a tear of pure joy. The only problem? I probably looked like a total idiot, slurping noodles like a vacuum cleaner. Worth it. Absolutely worth it.
Day 2: The Temple, The River, and the Inevitable Existential Crisis
- Morning (aka, Temple Tranquility… Not): I decided to be “cultured.” Went to a temple. The statues were stunning. The incense was thick enough to choke a dragon. The problem? I kept accidentally stepping on someone’s prayer mat. Twice. I'm pretty sure I offended the entire spirit world. I hastily retreated, mumbling apologies in broken Mandarin. Note to self: learn some basic temple etiquette.
- Afternoon (aka, The Sungari River… and My Inner Anguish): Walked along the Sungari River. It’s… a river. It’s wide. It’s greyish. There were some boats. But then I started thinking about how vast the universe is, and how insignificant I am, and suddenly the river felt less scenic and more like a reminder of my impending mortality. Existential crisis, anyone? I sat on a bench, contemplating the meaning of life, and watching a flock of pigeons. The pigeons seemed to have it figured out. They just pecked around, unconcerned with the philosophical weight of the world. I envied them.
- Evening (aka, Ramen Revenge): I needed comfort food. And more noodles. This time, the ramen was slightly less spectacular than the day before, still delicious. Ate again, still like a vacuum cleaner. Maybe I should just dedicate the rest of my stay to a noodle tour.
Day 3: The Park, The Karaoke, and The Breakdown (in a Good Way)
- Morning (aka, Park Promenade): Took a walk in a local park. Old people were practicing Tai Chi, young couples were holding hands, and a group of kids were playing with a yo-yo that was clearly older than me. It was all very charming, until I got hopelessly lost. Ended up wandering around in circles for a good hour, feeling like a total idiot. Found my way back, eventually, fueled by sheer willpower and a vague sense of direction.
- Afternoon (aka, Karaoke Katastrophe/Joy): Found a karaoke joint. Now, I can't sing. Like, at all. But… I had to. The peer pressure was immense. And also, I may have had a couple (read: a few) Tsingtaos. The result? An absolute, glorious trainwreck of a performance. I butchered every single song, but the locals were laughing with me, not at me. We clapped, we cheered, we tried to butcher the same songs (I think). It was pure, unadulterated, goofy joy. I bonded with people I couldn't even talk to, all brought together by the universally understood language of bad singing. This was the best day of the trip so far.
- Evening (aka, Sleep, Sweet Sleep): Collapsed into bed. Dreamt of noodles and soaring high notes (or the total lack thereof).
Day 4: Back to Reality (and packing my bag with some memories)
- Morning (aka, The Great Farewell and the lingering smell of noodles): Did a last walk around the city, trying to squeeze in as much as possible just looking at the street vendors and the people. Back at the hotel, I struggled to organize my chaotic belongings. I managed to pack my bag, the smell of the unforgettable noodle, in every corner and crevice.
- Afternoon (aka, Departure): Woke up late… the check out was easy. The taxi came, the adventure was over.
Final Thoughts:
Jilin City, and especially staying at the Elan Inn, was an experience. It was messy, it was confusing, it was emotional, and it was absolutely wonderful. I ate some amazing noodles, had a karaoke night I’ll never forget, and almost caused an international incident in a temple. I saw great things, ate great things, did stupid things, but I wouldn't trade any of it. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Just maybe this time, I'm going to get a new phrase book, and learn how to use the bus rather than taxis. And most importantly, find somewhere with MORE noodles.
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Is this place *really* as fancy as it looks in the photos? My credit card is already weeping...
Okay, let's be brutally honest. Those photos? Yeah, they're *good*. Like, Instagram filter-worthy good. But… they don't tell the *whole* story. The lobby? Stunning. Seriously. I walked in, jaw dropped. It felt like I'd accidentally walked into a movie premiere. Giant chandeliers, polished marble… you half expect paparazzi to jump out. My friend Mark, bless his heart, tripped on a rug almost immediately. Embarrassing? Absolutely. But it cemented the experience in my memory, right? So yes, it's fancy. But fancy with a touch of, shall we say, "lived-in" chaos. The service is usually great, but sometimes... well, let's just say the language barrier can lead to some hilarious (and slightly frustrating) mix-ups. Order that "deluxe massage" and end up with a foot rub. True story. I ended up with a foot rub with a smile.
The rooms… are they worth the hype (and the money)? Spill the tea!
Alright, the rooms. Prepare yourselves. They're seriously impressive. Giant beds you could get lost in. Bathrooms that are bigger than my entire first apartment. Seriously, marble everywhere! The first time I drew a bath in that soaking tub? Pure bliss. Like, "float away all your worries" bliss. But… here’s the thing. I had a room on the twelfth floor once, only to learn the elevators are a game of chance. One day they would be up, the next day, you're hoofing it. And that was a long twelve floors. I had to take a breather. The view? Spectacular, when the smog isn't trying to eat the entire city. And the housekeeping? Mostly impeccable. Except… one time, I swear, they *moved* my shoes. I looked for them for a solid hour. Finally found them, neatly placed in a totally different spot. Mysteries of the Elan Inn, I tell ya! I think I had a mild breakdown. But the beds make up for it, I swear.
What about the food? I'm a foodie, and my stomach is a demanding mistress.
The food… Ah, the food. The buffet breakfast is an experience in itself. Mountains of everything! Noodles, dumplings, fruit you've never seen before. It's simultaneously overwhelming and amazing. You *will* overeat. Guaranteed. I probably gained five pounds in the first three days. Worth it? Maybe. The coffee, however, is… let's just say it's an acquired taste. Stick to the tea. And try the local street food. Seriously, wander outside and embrace the chaos. That's where the *real* food magic happens. I found a little dumpling place a few blocks away – heaven! The hotel restaurant, though, can be a bit pricey, and the Western options sometimes feel… off. Like, the burger I ordered. Let's just say it wasn't the best burger I’ve ever had. But, the local stuff? YES.
Is there a gym/pool/spa? Because relaxation is a non-negotiable.
Yes, yes, and YES! The pool is beautiful. Absolutely stunning. Think sparkling water, maybe a few other people trying to be discreet about their speedos. The gym? Well, it's there. It gets the job done. Sometimes the machines are… a little temperamental. I once tried to use the treadmill and it powered itself down twice. Took me a good few minutes to understand the buttons. The spa? Absolutely worth it. Get a massage. You will not regret it. It's the ultimate in pampering, especially after a long day of navigating the city. Do it. You deserve it.
Location, location, location… Is it convenient for exploring Jilin City?
It's… alright. It's in the Fortune Plaza, which means you're right in the heart of things. Shopping, restaurants, all that jazz. Easy to get a taxi. You're not *right* on top of the main attractions, but a short taxi ride will get you where you need to go. The Songhua River is easily accessible. The problem is, it can feel a bit… sterile. Like, it lacks that authentic "Jilin City" vibe. You have to venture out a bit to truly experience the local culture. Which, frankly, you *should* do! The hotel is a bubble of luxury. It's great to have, but don't be afraid to burst it.
What's the deal with the staff? Are they helpful?
Generally, yes. They try their best. English can be a bit of a challenge for some of them, so download a translation app. Be patient. A smile goes a long way. I always try to learn a few basic Mandarin phrases. They appreciate the effort, even if you butcher the pronunciation (I do, *consistently*). There was one time I needed help with a booking, and the front desk staff were so incredibly helpful. They went above and beyond. It made me feel genuinely welcomed. But there were also moments where communication just… stalled. Like the aforementioned shoe incident. The staff are warm and friendly, but sometimes a little… *mysterious*. You know?
Overall… should I book this place? Give me the honest truth!
Okay, the verdict: If you're looking for a luxurious experience, and you're willing to embrace a few quirks and a bit of chaos, then YES. Absolutely. It's a beautiful hotel, with a fantastic level of service, but it is a hotel that might need some maintenance. But, if you're looking for a perfectly polished, flawless experience, you might find yourself occasionally frustrated. Go in with an open mind, a sense of humor, and a willingness to explore. Expect the unexpected. And for the love of all that is holy, pack comfortable shoes for those elevator outages! You'll have a blast. Seriously. Just… maybe bring your own coffee.
