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Escape to St. Louis: Hampton Inn Review - It's Not Perfect, But I Kinda Loved It (Seriously)
Okay, alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your average, sterile hotel review. We're diving headfirst into my experience at the Hampton Inn in St. Louis, and let me tell you, it was an experience. They call it "Escape to St. Louis: Your Dream Hampton Inn Awaits!" - and honestly? After a week of stressful travel, a dream is exactly what I needed. Let's unpack this thing, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility (and a Sigh of Relief):
Finding the place was easy (thank goodness, after my GPS tried to send me into a cornfield). The exterior? Standard Hampton Inn-ish. But the lobby…well, it was clean, bright, and the front desk staff actually smiled. A minor miracle! Now, I didn't personally need any specific accessibility features – I'm mostly able-bodied, thank the travel gods! – but I did notice they've got it covered. [Wheelchair accessible] was a tick on my mental checklist, and I saw elevators and ramps galore. Plus, bonus points: [Front desk (24-hour)] – because let's be honest, travel messes with your sleep, and knowing someone's always there? Pure gold. They've also got [Elevator], meaning you can get to your rooms or events with ease.
Cleanliness & Safety: (Because, Let's Face It, It's 2024)
This is where I started to breathe easy. They advertised things like [Anti-viral cleaning products] and [Daily disinfection in common areas], and honestly? It felt clean. I'm a bit of a germaphobe (don't judge), and I didn’t see a speck of dust! They had [Hand sanitizer] everywhere, and everyone wore masks (it was during a slightly weird, semi-masking period, but they followed the rules). [Room sanitization opt-out available] – nice touch for sustainability. They really seemed to be taking this seriously. They even had [Rooms sanitized between stays]!
The Room: My Tiny, Happy Haven (Minus the "Crap I Forgot")
Okay, the room itself wasn't huge, but it was a haven. My main concern: [Air conditioning in all rooms] (crucial in humid St. Louis), and I'm happy to report it worked like a charm. The [Free Wi-Fi] was a lifesaver, especially after I realized I'd forgotten my charger halfway through my trip. Luckily I had full access to the [Internet] and [Wi-Fi [free]], and [Internet access – wireless] was available. I needed to send out some emails (work never stops, does it?) and even got some work done on the [Laptop workspace] provided. I did use the [Desk] to do this. It had [Complimentary tea] and a [Coffee/tea maker] perfect for that afternoon slump. My room had a [Shower], a [Private bathroom], [Towels], [Toiletries], a [Hair dryer], and a [Mirror] to make sure I looked presentable for my visit.
The Breakfast Buffet: A Glorious, Carb-Laden Adventure (and a Realization)
This is where things get exciting. Or maybe I was just really, really hungry. The [Breakfast [buffet]] was…well, it was a Hampton Inn breakfast buffet. You know the drill. But! I got to eat my breakfast with peace of mind with a [Breakfast service] being offered. They had [Buffet in restaurant]. There was fresh coffee (essential!), and I spotted a few things I couldn't believe were there: [Asian breakfast], a real surprise. I had some waffles (of course), and maybe a sausage or two…or three. They had everything, really, so there was no need for a [Breakfast takeaway service]. Look, I'm not saying it was Michelin-star quality, but it was filling, convenient, and it jumpstarted my day. They even had [Daily housekeeping] so my room would always be fresh.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Mixed Bag (with a Silver Lining)
Okay, this is where things get a little…murkier. There was a [Coffee shop] and a [Breakfast [buffet]], and [Restaurants], but the options were limited, and the hours weren't always clear. Note to self: always look up hours of operation. My attempt to eat at the [Bar] was a bust. However, the [Poolside bar] was only open during certain peak hours, which was annoying. I really wished there was a [Room service [24-hour]].
Things To Do & Ways to Relax: The Pool, The Gym (and My Shame)
Outside of the room, I did take advantage of the [Swimming pool [outdoor]]. It was clean, refreshing, and had a good view. I attempted to check the [Fitness center] but, embarrassment. I intended to hit the gym, but, let's just say my best intentions went out the window faster than a politician's promise. They also had a [Sauna] and a [Spa] if that's your thing!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They offered some pretty standard stuff. [Cash withdrawal] was handy, the [Laundry service] was appreciated (those travel clothes don't wash themselves!). And the [Daily housekeeping]. This made my room much more comfortable. [Concierge] available as well.
Downsides (Because Perfection Doesn't Exist):
- Restaurant Hours: Seriously, clarify those hours! My rumbling stomach was not impressed.
- The Internet Glitch: Connection was spotty at times, but not the end of the world.
- The Gym: My own personal problem, really. But maybe put a motivational poster inside the gym? (Kidding, mostly.)
The Offer: Escape to St. Louis, Your Dream Hampton Inn Awaits!
Okay, here's the deal: The Hampton Inn in St. Louis is not going to give you a perfect getaway. But it will give you a clean, comfortable, and surprisingly convenient base for exploring the city. I can’t stress this enough: this is where you go when you want a reliable, affordable, and easy hotel experience, not for some sort of luxury experience.
Here's the thing: You're exhausted after a long trip. You just want a comfy bed, a hot shower, and a decent breakfast. You want easy access to everything you need (and don’t want to deal with the hassles!). This hotel delivers. It isn't perfect and you may have some issues, but if you're looking for a place where your biggest worry is deciding between waffles and sausage for breakfast, the Hampton Inn in St. Louis is pretty darn good.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's cookie-cutter itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the swirling vortex of a trip to the glorious (and occasionally slightly underwhelming) Hampton Inn & Suites in Edwardsville, Illinois. Prepare for tangents, existential dread, and maybe, just maybe, a decent breakfast.
Hampton Inn & Suites St. Louis-Edwardsville Glen Carbon (IL) - The Messy, Honest, Funny, and Utterly Human Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Unspoken Promise of Free Coffee
1:00 PM - Arrive at the Hampton Inn. Okay, first impressions: the lobby smells vaguely of chlorine and ambition (a potent combination, I'll grant you). Check-in was… efficient. No warm smiles, just a very matter-of-fact "Here's your key. Pool hours are…" My reaction? Mildly panicked. I'm terrible with pools. I'm more of a "sit on the edge and dangle my feet" kind of gal.
1:15 PM - The Room Reveal. Okay, room 317. Standard. Two queen beds that look like they've seen a few restless nights. The air conditioning is already blasting. A small victory. I unpack, strategically placing my snacks (trail mix, emergency chocolate, and a bag of chips that will be consumed at 3 am) within easy reach.
2:00 PM - The Great Edwardsville Survey. I'm in a new city, and I must familiarize myself with the local area. It's my duty as a tourist to see the area. Armed with the hotel's tiny, crumpled map – a relic from the pre-smartphone era, I embark on a reconnaissance mission! Walk around Edwardsville, and observe my surroundings.
- Observation 1: The sidewalks are deceptively long. I swear I walked five miles, and my "pedometer" (my unreliable brain) insists it was only a few blocks.
- Observation 2: There's a surprising number of car dealerships. Apparently, Edwardsville loves cars.
- Observation 3: The local hardware store is a labyrinth. I’m pretty sure I got lost in the paint aisle for a solid twenty minutes, contemplating the existential dread of choosing the "wrong" shade of blue.
5:00 PM - The Quest for Dinner. I’m starving. Hunger makes me grumpy. I consult Yelp (because who even reads physical reviews anymore?). Italian seems promising.
6:00 PM - Dinner Triumph (and minor disappointment). The Italian restaurant was, in all honesty, pretty good. The pasta felt handmade. There were breadsticks. I had a minor existential crisis about carbs. Then, however, I got back to my hotel feeling a little disappointed with myself. I'm not sure what I expected.
8:00 PM - The TV Dilemma: Okay, I’m officially bored. I don’t want to watch TV, but there’s nothing else to do. I flip through channels, landing on some cheesy reality TV show. I’m ashamed to say I watched it.
9:00 PM - The Bedtime Ritual. I call myself and tell me to go to sleep.
Day 2: The Breakfast Debacle and the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
7:00 AM - Rise and (Attempt to) Shine: Okay, this is the moment of truth. The free breakfast. I steel myself, preparing for either culinary genius or utter disappointment.
7:15 AM - The Breakfast Buffet: A Saga. Okay, let's be real. Hotel breakfasts are always a gamble. This one was a mixed bag. The waffles, thankfully, were decent—crisp on the outside, fluffy on the inside. The selection of cereals was… extensive (did we really need five different kinds of Frosted Flakes?). The coffee was, well, coffee. Drinkable, but not award-winning. The best part? Definitely the camaraderie. Everyone else looked equally sleep-deprived. We were a community of weary travelers, united by our shared quest for a decent morning meal.
8:00 AM - Back to the Room, with a plan. No plan. Just hang around.
- 8:00 AM: I consider going back to sleep. Resistance is futile
- 9:00 AM: I consider going to the pool. Still resisting.
- 10:00 AM: I find the joy of doing utterly nothing. I read on my e-reader, staring out the window, contemplating the meaning of life (or at least, the meaning of being in Edwardsville, Illinois).
12:00 PM - Lunch, Maybe? I remember the trail mix. And the emergency chocolate. Crisis averted.
1:00 PM: I'm getting bored, and start brainstorming ways to break up the monotony. In a sudden burst of energy, I decide to take a long walk.
2:00 PM - Exploring the area beyond the hotel. I go for a walk, maybe I'll visit a park.
4:00 PM - The Existential Crisis Returns. I'm lying on the bed. What am I doing with my life? This city is still pretty, and I just start to think of what's missing, and what I could do.
6:00 PM - Dinner: Leftovers and Regret. I'm a sucker for leftovers.
8:00 PM - Another Night of TV. I can't help but watch the TV. But am I entertained? No. I turn it off, I can't even.
9:00 PM - Bedtime.
Day 3: Departure and Lingering Reflections
7:00 AM - Farewell Breakfast. The waffle machine and its siren call beckon once more. This time, I'm a pro.
8:00 AM - Check-Out. The front desk person is, again, efficient. (Maybe a little too efficient. No small talk, no inquiring about my stay. Just…gone).
9:00 AM - The Drive. Okay, the journey back.
10:00 AM - Leaving town. In the rearview mirror, I see Edwardsville.
The Verdict:
The Hampton Inn & Suites in Edwardsville was… a hotel. It provided a bed, a shower, and a breakfast of sorts. Did it change my life? No. Did it offer profound insights into the human condition? Doubtful. But it served its purpose. It was safe. It was clean. And it gave me a space to reflect, to people-watch, and to eat questionable waffles. And in the end, isn’t that what all travel is about? Finding a little bit of yourself in the mundane, the unexpected, and the occasional hotel breakfast buffet. Now, to start planning the next adventure…and maybe learn to swim.
(Disclaimer: May or may not be entirely accurate. Memory is a fickle thing).
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Okay, spill it! Why St. Louis and *this* Hampton Inn? Is it actually a dream? (Don't lie to me!)
What’s the absolute BEST thing about this Hampton Inn? (And don't say the shampoo, everyone says the shampoo!)
So, the free breakfast? Live up to the hype or a total letdown? Be brutally honest. My stomach is counting on you.
Let's talk location, location, location! What's actually *near* this Hampton Inn? Because "close to everything" is a lie, isn't it?
Okay, the room. Spill the tea. What's the vibe? Clean? Comfy? Or did you discover a family of dust bunnies living under the bed?
Did anything go *wrong*? Because everyone's expecting perfect, and that's just… boring. Tell me a mess up.
Okay, let's get to the core of it: Would you stay again? Be honest! No pressure... unless you really loved it...
Let's circle back to the breakfast again. *Really* honest. Any hidden gems? Any culinary catastrophes beyond the eggs?
